“Someone tell this gremlin to go away and drink some water or somethin’.”
“How can he go from fighting me one second to being an idiot the next?”
“I’m getting a headache from all this.”
“It’s spreading to owo gang.”
“I’m pretty proud of my own persistence not gonna lie.”
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