'So one of the questions that I would ask you and think about it, that panic about it, but it's something you should think about is if something was to happen to you, what plans have you got in place for all your social media?'

-- #craptions making me paranoid thx

Y'ALL.

'So like for example, with Trump, you know, a recording of him talking about women ten years ago is all of a sudden comes back out.'

I have not done captions for this lecturer before. I will bet, right now, that when I hit play, this is going to be a male voice.

OH MY GODS THE LECTURER IS A WOMAN.

She's lucky that this is an online course, because the EYES that will ROLL.

Seriously though, I don't know how any teacher of any subject would be saying 'it's ten years ago and really but I mean, for goodness sake, something you said ten years ago, really?' about TRUMP. She has to have noticed that his tune hasn't changed.

She doesn't like to talk to international call centres because she doesn't know what they're doing with her data.

This reminds me so much of the lecturer I had who continually deadnamed Chelsea Manning, and called all Asian students 'our international friends'.

'That's up to you. You're happy where you are. Cool with love.'

'Smugglers rot.'

'I provided there a neurotic place now...'

'God, I care about privacy.'

'So, and we know that a lot of papal actually masquerade on intimate.'

#craptions

'...we all thought the Internet was Ivan.'

'So the purpose really is to give you an overview and some of the learning objectives of failure. I'm not sure that we can achieve them all.'

-- great pep talk... #craptions