DUDE JOURNALIST AU like what if it’s like... some year ? idk. but this is andrew and emma and they’re best friends and they’re both breaking news reporters and best friends and *sighs* like i feel like they’re in the same small print company too in some big city

maybe like luca-edgar-melly are newly broke, bright eyed college kids who just blew all their money on tuition and are the newbies on the team... hehe

victor is the newsboy (duh) and maybe like... hmmm

norton as their undercover journalist...????? hmmmmm... also i totally feel like martha is the editor in chief

i can only imagine how painful layout would be

addition of aesop facilitating the press conferences that’s funny as hell