Golch-Ass

~A Ranking of #GoldenChild's Assets~

#10: #DONGHYUN - Negative booty, but who needs an ass when you dance like this?

#9: #DAEYEOL - Flat daddy. Thankfully he's an angel.

#8: #JangJun - I'm sorry, did you say most hard-working member? Who's looking for an ass anyways? Just appreciate the JABS and and his perfectly sculpted bod.

#7: #YOUNGTAEK - Small mound of booty... but I'm too distracted by his perfect proportions, amazing control, and beautiful lines and dancing.

#6: #SUNGYOON - A well-toned butt ppodungies wanna bite, but first you need to appreciate his vocals, his beauty, and this iconic line from our main vocal.

#5: #BOMIN - Thick thighs, toned abs, and toned booty...BUTT I FEAR that it's time to appreciate Bomin's outstanding charisma.

#4: #BONGJAEHYUN - His booty is not big, but it's round and smackable, a pretty slim waist, and nice thighs. Please appreciate his microscopic waist while admiring his charismatic energy and powerful dancing on stage.

#3: #SEUNGMIN𓃡 - Our Minnie baby has a bit of cake ngl, thicc, muscular thighs, all in a perfect pocket-sized package... but he also has a beautiful voice suitable to melt your heart

#2: #JIBEOM - NGL Our pet frog is getting THICC these days, his ass is getting a bit wider, and a bit rounder, that's for certain. But our Jibeom is also a gentle tiger... who apparently has a lovely voice and pretty scented hair

#1: #JOOCHAN - Our baby fox -the fattest ass... bb been workin out and workin so hard too. His ass, his thighs, to even his chest! Joochan is not the boy he was, but is now a MAN.
But he's also so hard-working, and struggles, and has a passionate soul.

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