HELLO I NEED A DISTRACTION FROM POLITICS — No one is gonna read the answers but go

1. Not the last text but two of the best from this morning

2. Last call from Mom asking if I’m going home today.. I didn’t

3. Worst habit.. uhh.. mentally answering texts?? This is why I prefer phone calls!

4. How many people have I dated dated.. I think 4.5? Lol I don’t really count one of them (don’t date doctors! Jk)

5. Fav tv series is BREAKING BAD, bitchhh (Jesse Pinkman voice)

And also Law & Order SVU.. dun dun dun (gonna walk out to that as my wedding theme song )

6. Last song I heard — We are the champions bc of @JoeBiden

7. Do I want to get married.. sure. My parents waiting on that grandkid

8. Does talking about sex make me uncomfortable? Lmao no.. me and @DHotwheelz And Late Night Twitter belong in horny jail

9. Would I share a bath with someone.. uhh depends on the someone

10. Fav animal— a tie between dogs and elephants!! #CanineDividend pls

11. Would I smoke weed.. I’ve tried weed but not a fan. Hookah is a diff story — any day any time

12. Fav way to wear hair is WITHOUT A MASK AROUND IT.. lol but usually just down

13. Last deep convo (which I tend to have often) was with someone who challenges my views in a good healthy debatable way

14. FAV BANDS OR SINGERS THESE GUYS DUH

And btw here’s the original lol:

15. Relationship status: it’s complicated but today in love with

Sexuality.. straightbut plenty of awesome girl crushes too! And anyone who loves food really lol

Hi @dbodybalancer @waitwtf1 and real life people

^^ oops that was #16

17. Initials.. SB and the B is not for Biden

18. Would I kiss the last person I kissed last ummm that would be my MASK. When I tried to put chapstick while wearing a mask.. I kinda made out with it. So no.

Real life person.. yeaaaa but he was bad news and I knew it but would repeat lol

19. The most attractive celeb.. ughh this is hard. Idk I saw this guy who likes #MATH somewhere and he seems pretty cool. Mental attractivity is

20. Do I drink alcohol.. yes cheers to this election

21. What makes me happy — dogs, food, family, love and making others happy!

22. What am I like drunk.. umm myself but a crazier version idk if it’s better or worse

23. Live without music or tv? TV bc I can still stream from other devices right? Trick question?

24. Yesss play with my hair but know how to do it right lol.. don’t pet me like a dog

25. Traits I find attractive in someone—

Good hearted
Sense of humor
Intelligence
NON VEGETARIAN EATS ANIMALS SORRY VEGANS

26. Would I kiss someone of the opp gender — yea?

27. No I don’t feel awkward during silences with people.. I enjoy them bc it shows you have a good comfort level

If you feel awk tho.. there’s an app for that lol https://twitter.com/producthunt/status/1325106496976334848

28. Longest relationship — 6.5 years. I beat @KimKardashian’s shortest marriage

29. Would I become vegetarian? I’ll become a Trumper before that

If @vegans4yang comes back, I will for a day

30. Do aliens exist? Fosho.

I mean some people I’ve met in life could very well be E.Ts

31. How many people have I kissed? Uhh this quiz is obsessed w kissing lol

I don’t know.. a lot if you account for all the dogs and nieces and nephews in my life

32. Fav school subject — art, history, English/literature.. and any that I could easily pass class notes in #oldschool

Do I have a lot of friends? Quality >> Quantity

And the best ones I can count on two hands

34. Where in the world would I like to visit? ANYWHERE COVID mf-ing FREE lol

But probably somewhere zen like Bali next

35. Do I have trust issues? Yes and no. I’m too trusting sometimes and my guard is up other times.. it’s weird writing it out but I know why

35. Fav season??? The Four Seasons lmao ask @realDonaldTrump

But forreal.. holiday time — Thanksgiving through JAN 2nd

37. Would I have kids — yesss. If I’m at a party with adults and there are kids/dogs there.. you will find me in that section lol

38. Twitter or FB?

I will take a Facebook ‘poke’ from @jack over Zuck anyday

39. My first crush was a Bollywood actor lol so no we do not speak.. he’s like ancient now

40. Yes I totally believe in luck and miracles and some sort of fate and astrology..

It’s a miracle I got through these questions