HELLO I NEED A DISTRACTION FROM POLITICS — No one is gonna read the answers but go
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2. Last call from Mom asking if I’m going home today.. I didn’t
3. Worst habit.. uhh.. mentally answering texts?? This is why I prefer phone calls!
4. How many people have I dated dated.. I think 4.5? Lol I don’t really count one of them (don’t date doctors! Jk)
5. Fav tv series is BREAKING BAD, bitchhh (Jesse Pinkman voice)

And also Law & Order SVU.. dun dun dun (gonna walk out to that as my wedding theme song https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😝" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">)
6. Last song I heard — We are the champions bc of @JoeBiden
7. Do I want to get married.. sure. My parents waiting on that grandkid https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😝" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">
8. Does talking about sex make me uncomfortable? Lmao no.. me and @DHotwheelz And Late Night Twitter belong in horny jail https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (heller Hautton)">
9. Would I share a bath with someone.. uhh depends on the someone
10. Fav animal— a tie between dogs and elephants!! #CanineDividend pls
11. Would I smoke weed.. I’ve tried weed but not a fan. Hookah is a diff story — any day any time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💨" title="Staubwolke" aria-label="Emoji: Staubwolke">
12. Fav way to wear hair is WITHOUT A MASK AROUND IT.. lol but usually just down
13. Last deep convo (which I tend to have often) was with someone who challenges my views in a good healthy debatable way
14. FAV BANDS OR SINGERS THESE GUYS DUH

And btw here’s the original lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTukpHrsqYA">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
15. Relationship status: it’s complicated but today in love with https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten">
Sexuality.. straighthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👫" title="Mann und Frau halten Händchen" aria-label="Emoji: Mann und Frau halten Händchen">but plenty of awesome girl crushes too! And anyone who loves food really lol

Hi @dbodybalancer @waitwtf1 and real life people https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blaues Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Blaues Herz">
^^ oops that was #16

17. Initials.. SB and the B is not for Biden https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
18. Would I kiss the last person I kissed last ummm that would be my MASK. When I tried to put chapstick while wearing a mask.. I kinda made out with it. So no.

Real life person.. yeaaaa but he was bad news and I knew it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (heller Hautton)"> but would repeat lol
19. The most attractive celeb.. ughh this is hard. Idk I saw this guy who likes #MATH somewhere and he seems pretty cool. Mental attractivity is https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">
20. Do I drink alcohol.. yes cheers to this election https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥂" title="Anstoßende Gläser" aria-label="Emoji: Anstoßende Gläser">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍾" title="Flasche mit knallendem Korken" aria-label="Emoji: Flasche mit knallendem Korken">
21. What makes me happy — dogs, food, family, love and making others happy!
22. What am I like drunk.. umm myself but a crazier version https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (heller Hautton)"> idk if it’s better or worse https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
23. Live without music or tv? TV bc I can still stream from other devices right? Trick question?
24. Yesss play with my hair but know how to do it right lol.. don’t pet me like a dog
25. Traits I find attractive in someone—

Good hearted https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blaues Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Blaues Herz">
Sense of humor
Intelligence
NON VEGETARIAN EATS ANIMALS SORRY VEGANS
26. Would I kiss someone of the opp gender — yea? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">
27. No I don’t feel awkward during silences with people.. I enjoy them bc it shows you have a good comfort level

If you feel awk tho.. there’s an app for that lol https://twitter.com/producthunt/status/1325106496976334848">https://twitter.com/producthu...
28. Longest relationship — 6.5 years. I beat @KimKardashian’s shortest marriage https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😝" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">
29. Would I become vegetarian? I’ll become a Trumper before that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

If @vegans4yang comes back, I will for a day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌱" title="Setzling" aria-label="Emoji: Setzling">
30. Do aliens exist? Fosho.

I mean some people I’ve met in life could very well be E.Ts https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😝" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👽" title="Außerirdischer" aria-label="Emoji: Außerirdischer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👾" title="Außerirdisches Monster" aria-label="Emoji: Außerirdisches Monster">
31. How many people have I kissed? Uhh this quiz is obsessed w kissing lol

I don’t know.. a lot if you account for all the dogs and nieces and nephews in my life https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blaues Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Blaues Herz">
32. Fav school subject — art, history, English/literature.. and any that I could easily pass class notes in https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht"> #oldschool
Do I have a lot of friends? Quality >> Quantity

And the best ones I can count on two hands
34. Where in the world would I like to visit? ANYWHERE COVID mf-ing FREE lol

But probably somewhere zen like Bali next https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blaues Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Blaues Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏻" title="Folded hands (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (heller Hautton)">
35. Do I have trust issues? Yes and no. I’m too trusting sometimes and my guard is up other times.. it’s weird writing it out but I know why https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏻‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (heller Hautton)">
35. Fav season??? The Four Seasons lmao ask @realDonaldTrump

But forreal.. holiday time — Thanksgiving through JAN 2nd
37. Would I have kids — yesss. If I’m at a party with adults and there are kids/dogs there.. you will find me in that section lol https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👶🏻" title="Baby (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Baby (heller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐶" title="Hundegesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Hundegesicht">
38. Twitter or FB?

I will take a Facebook ‘poke’ from @jack over Zuck anyday
39. My first crush was a Bollywood actor lol so no we do not speak.. he’s like ancient now
40. Yes I totally believe in luck and miracles and some sort of fate and astrology..

It’s a miracle I got through these questions https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😝" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">
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