Little known fact: the 2nd in line for Presidency - after the Vice President - is the Presidential Pisser. A man or woman appointed to piss on the President's face during times of stress. Biden is yet to announce who will fill the time-honoured position of his Presidential Pisser
The famous Presidential Pissers of history include Benjamin Franklin, Andrew Johnson (who also served as Lincoln's VP simultaneously), Marilyn Monroe and Tom Brady
The longest serving PP was J Edgar Hoover, who pleasured Presidents Coolidge through to Eisenhower
When President Van Buren's PP - his butler Felix - sadly passed in 1838, he decided not to appoint a new one and abstained from face pissing. This disregard for tradition led to his 1840 defeat
Ronald Reagan famously rejected the opportunity to appoint a PP, preferring to lie naked, face up in bed and piss on his own face, until such a time that he could no longer piss on his own face due to his advanced Alzheimer's, at which point he hired Dick Cheney as his PP
Who do YOU think pissed the most effectively on the President?
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