pray for me i have to go hang out with my family now

my mom truly just spent five minutes in my parking lot changing her shoes. ma’am why did you wear heels on a plane

my mom just asked my sister how old her new dog is only to say he’s probably going to die soon :|

PLEASE HELP WE ARE TRAPPED IN A CAR AND SHE JUST SPONTANEOUSLY CALLED HER DAD AND IS MAKING US TALK TO HIM

he didn’t answer

my mom really cannot drive im

drove past a man in underwear a cape and an eagle mask celebrating orange mans loss lol

so confused. was told we had a reservation at the museum. we are at the zoo. hello

NO complaints i like the zoo more

oh. im stupid. they share a parking lot

i feel like

literally my mom is making me want to peel my eyelids off she’s a mother fucking nurse and she tried to walk into this museum without a mask on

please i just wanna go home and sit on my couch

y’all not helping me with the gray hairs tell me why im in the back seat of a bigass rental car and it is DEAD SILENT in here

last complaint in this thread but my god my mom is making me late for work for the second day in a row and she’s done nothing but treat me like shit so i can’t wait to go into work and deal with customers and my manager who never shuts up and then lose my mind and commit a crime