Please understand I am a human made up of 90% wrath and trained in shit talking from years of playing MOBAs. I have been waiting to dunk on this microwaved marshmallow for four fucking years so my TL is going to be maximum petty for a while.
Imagine wasting four fucking years making people hate you SO MUCH that there was record levels of new voters just to make sure you were a single term mistake that got cancelled like the Rosanne reboot
Imagine winning in 2016 because of a shitty system no one wants and all of your tweets about the previous president coming back to dunk on you. Then your current tweets getting flagged for false information and people serving you Ls like Serena Williams at Wimbledon.
FUCKING IMAGINE BEING SO FUCKING TERRIBLE THAT YOU HAVE TO BE LIVE FACT CHECKED WHILE HAVING THE MOST POWER IN THE COUNTY.

Good job you piece of shit. The only fucking thing you were good at was being a con artist and you failed at that too like every business you've ever owned.
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