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I want a narrative about how the landscaping thing happened. Like, did someone just google "Four Seasons" and call them instead of the hotel? And then the person who answered was like, "Sure, I guess. Come on over? What is this for again?" And then they just...went there?
"I told you to book Four Seasons."
"I did. Four Seasons Total Landscaping."
"No, you dingus. The HOTEL."
"Oh, well... I already booked the-"
"It's fine."
"I can call ba-"
"I said it's fine."
"I did. Four Seasons Total Landscaping."
"No, you dingus. The HOTEL."
"Oh, well... I already booked the-"
"It's fine."
"I can call ba-"
"I said it's fine."
Okay, so I'm looking at their website. There is an American flag in the banner, so maybe they were like, "This is fine. They're patriotic!"
Under projects, they have a cheese shop, Comcast Center, some unidentified potted plants, and... a pile of leaves.
Under projects, they have a cheese shop, Comcast Center, some unidentified potted plants, and... a pile of leaves.
But for real. A pile of leaves.
