The new worst job in America is being on the Biden transition team.

"Welcome to the White House future Biden staffer who will take my job. I have no idea what I was supposed to do and everything is broken."

"That's my desk over there. It will be your desk soon. Don't mind the bloody scratch marks. That was just put there during impeachment by the guy who I replaced."

"When's the last time I was in a room with Mark? Uhhhhh

I'd have to really think about it."

*cough*

"Over there? That's where Stephen Miller works.

I spoke to maintenance, and they seem confident they can remove the upside down crosses."

*AWOOOOOOOOGAAAAAHH*

*AWOOOOOOOOGAAAAAHH*

"Oh that? That just lets us know when the President tweets."

*AWOOOOOOOOGAAAAAHH*

*AWOOOOOOOOGAAAAAHH*

"Uh oh, looks like a thread."