The new worst job in America is being on the Biden transition team.
"Welcome to the White House future Biden staffer who will take my job. I have no idea what I was supposed to do and everything is broken."
"That& #39;s my desk over there. It will be your desk soon. Don& #39;t mind the bloody scratch marks. That was just put there during impeachment by the guy who I replaced."
"When& #39;s the last time I was in a room with Mark? Uhhhhh

I& #39;d have to really think about it."

*cough*
"Over there? That& #39;s where Stephen Miller works.

I spoke to maintenance, and they seem confident they can remove the upside down crosses."
*AWOOOOOOOOGAAAAAHH*

*AWOOOOOOOOGAAAAAHH*

"Oh that? That just lets us know when the President tweets."

*AWOOOOOOOOGAAAAAHH*

*AWOOOOOOOOGAAAAAHH*

"Uh oh, looks like a thread."
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