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Ranking my neighbors - A thread
Everyone who lives on my street is really interesting. There’s some absolute gods and some sketchy mfs.
In 5th place/last place we have science bro. He’s really shady and doesn’t have a roof on his house besides the fact that he is a Harvard Professor. Buddy, ik you got the funds, you can do it. He’s also always drilling something while wearing a gas mask and it’s weird.
4th place is a long story. Basically there is this blue house on my street that we call “the cursed house”. Everyone who lives there had something go wrong and moved after like 3 years of living there. The first one I remember was this family who left their cat out -
all of the time and eventually the cat moved into our porch and became best friends with my family’s cat. They then moved and took the cat. We miss him tbh :/ The second family I remember was the pillow case family. They sold a used pillow case at a yard sale. And not just any -
type of used. This thing had brown and yellow stains all over it. The third family to live there had a dock named rocky and they would CONSTANTLY scream at it. It’d be the middle of the day and all of the sudden you hear “ROCKYYYYYYY!” They also never stopped playing -
Christian rock music at full volume. And the last family to live there is who’s currently there. A few months ago one of them blew up the garage and started an electrical fire. They also have a 10 foot Trump flag in the bed of their truck. I don’t even know how one house is -
this bad. There’s definitely a lot of characters from there.
In 3rd place there is the silent family. I’ve never talked to them and neither has anyone else. They have dogs though so that’s pretty cool. They’re in 3rd because idk if they are cool or if they’re just boring because I’ve never talked to them.
2nd place is taken by the gossiper of the street. She is so nice and you can go to here about anything going on in town and she’ll tell you. Her house is also really pretty and she has this great pink tree :)
Finally, 1st place is Phil. What a cool dude. He has PERFECT grass. I’ve never seen a leaf or a weed on this man’s lawn. He also is always in his garage and waves to us. He’s just a cool guy.
That’s it for the thread and I’ll probably make more threads because this is kinda fun. Okay bye 
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