Enjoying all this fun about @realDonaldTrump getting smoked in the highest-turnout election in more than a century, and I totally forgot this means we& #39;re going to have our first woman VP *ever*

Congratulations to VP-elect @KamalaHarris! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Partyknaller" aria-label="Emoji: Partyknaller">
Cry moar https://twitter.com/slawek1/status/1325122524653424642">https://twitter.com/slawek1/s...
This is gibberish, it& #39;s quote-tweeting more gibberish

Everyone knows the Electoral College decides the winner, as it always has, in December

That doesn& #39;t change the fact we can state definitively who won before then based on the public vote count data https://twitter.com/geography_pro/status/1325121932694446080">https://twitter.com/geography...
The Secret Service doesn& #39;t wait until the Electoral College meeting to send extra security to the President- and Vice President-elect

Agencies don& #39;t wait until December to start transition planning

They do it when it becomes obvious who won
The quality of the candidates doesn& #39;t change the reality that voter fraud functionally doesn& #39;t exist, and the few times it& #39;s been proven it& #39;s been Republicans trying to do it https://twitter.com/katherinelongs4/status/1325123902368964618">https://twitter.com/katherine...
There hasn& #39;t been a recount yet, wtf are you talking about? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> https://twitter.com/katherinelongs4/status/1325125777394839552">https://twitter.com/katherine...
Tens of thousands of fake ballots, in just the right precincts, with just the right candidates listed, to *4 different states,* and no one notices but internet sleuths

It& #39;s QAnon for Elections https://twitter.com/ffmike_/status/1325125578882740226">https://twitter.com/ffmike_/s...
It& #39;s painfully apparent you& #39;ve never worked as a poll observer or passed a civics class

There is no election fraud https://twitter.com/geography_pro/status/1325125409604689931">https://twitter.com/geography...
Possible but very unlikely. The campaigns pick the slates of electors in each state, so they end up being partisans& #39; partisans

That& #39;s why the faithless Dem electors in 2016 cast votes for random people like Colin Powell rather than to Donald Trump https://twitter.com/nokusu/status/1325125341573246976">https://twitter.com/nokusu/st...
And they don& #39;t happen until the initial count is done, which hasn& #39;t happened yet https://twitter.com/bsdlp/status/1325126719074783237">https://twitter.com/bsdlp/sta...
The news is saying it based on the states& #39; publicly released data

Donald Trump lost – in what he himself called a "landslide" in 2016

Stop being a loser too and get over it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❀" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> https://twitter.com/truthiswithn/status/1325126791908876295">https://twitter.com/truthiswi...
Can confirm https://twitter.com/troycoverdale/status/1325128783209275393">https://twitter.com/troycover...
We have fair and transparent elections

It& #39;s been that way for decades. The rules are quite intricate and scrupulously followed.

Your random newspaper article about a 2016 primary where a lawyer was making what& #39;s called an "argument in the alternative" doesn& #39;t change that https://twitter.com/geography_pro/status/1325129355098419202">https://twitter.com/geography...
Just because *you* are too lazy to volunteer at a polling site and/or too stupid to bother researching the laws that govern voting procedure doesn& #39;t mean we don& #39;t have fair and transparent elections https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">

Spend your time on YouTube doing something useful
Yes. He is not barred from running again, so if he decides to try he can

He& #39;ll lose the primary though https://twitter.com/thedramon/status/1325129926324985861">https://twitter.com/thedramon...
Won& #39;t matter. Even the fastest criminal trial in history won& #39;t wrap up in 2.5 months, then the DOJ just drops it when Biden gets sworn in https://twitter.com/BPGPhoenix/status/1325130467889254401">https://twitter.com/BPGPhoeni...
It& #39;s very hard to stay relevant when everyone knows you& #39;re a loser

There will be plenty of more-talented Trumpists running on Trumpism who will beat him https://twitter.com/svennerson/status/1325130825667538949">https://twitter.com/svennerso...
Oh I acknowledged Democrats& #39; BS back in 2016

It just happens you& #39;re the one peddling the BS this time

Wallow in your ignorance and cry more https://twitter.com/katherinelongs4/status/1325130779547103232">https://twitter.com/katherine...
Do... do you think mail-in ballots happen via electronic device??

JTDC you& #39;re dumber than I thought. Bye now https://twitter.com/geography_pro/status/1325131645377130498">https://twitter.com/geography...
No

Read them if you get bored, they& #39;re all *really* badly done

Maybe he& #39;ll hire someone competent to file something plausible later, but I doubt it https://twitter.com/rbd9787/status/1325132777264738304">https://twitter.com/rbd9787/s...
Tap Dancing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht"> https://twitter.com/nichartley/status/1325133936687783936">https://twitter.com/nichartle...
Can& #39;t speak for other law schools, but they specifically trained us on it at @NCCU Law – in both our Evidence and Trial Practice classes – so we wouldn& #39;t commit the same f*ckups as Trump-quality lawyers https://twitter.com/trogdor8768/status/1325135000769974272">https://twitter.com/trogdor87...
If "there& #39;s enough evidence for YOU to question" – when there is in fact zero evidence – then you& #39;re either very stupid or intentionally JAQing off

Bye now https://twitter.com/katherinelongs4/status/1325134270076215296">https://twitter.com/katherine...
Wait what?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> https://twitter.com/belfordfl/status/1325136956208996358">https://twitter.com/belfordfl...
There is something known as the Prior Action Pending Doctrine, which basically says if you file a case in one court you don& #39;t get to file the same case in another court while the first case is still going https://twitter.com/hypers0nic1/status/1325137827328241667">https://twitter.com/hypers0ni...
Oh no question. It would still *lose,* but I could at least make it challenging https://twitter.com/wolfpac_five/status/1325148665879523328">https://twitter.com/wolfpac_f...
Not the ones currently filed, no https://twitter.com/caseydilladixon/status/1325137398473220097">https://twitter.com/caseydill...
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