the real housewives as spongebob characters: a thread

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braunwyn // spongebob squarepants

- either overly excited or crying; no in-between
- queer
- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
porsha // patrick star

- lowkey the star of the show
- funny as hell
- not the sharpest tool in the shed
erika // squidward tentacles

- no personality
- bothered by everyone
- thinks she’s a talented musician but who gone tell her...?
lvp // mr. krabs

- money, money, money, money, money
- restaurant owner
- God complex
candiace // pearl

- spoiled brat
- always crying ab sumn
- peaked in high school
leeanne // sandy cheeks

- texas born and bred 😤
- racist
- will kill you with bare hands
emily // ms. puff

- argue with the wall
denise // this orange thing

- dont do or say SHIT around her children, heard?
teresa // larry the lobster
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