The Trump team’s press conference in Philly later today will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping on industrial State Road in Northeast Philly—down the block from the prison where the QAnon guys are being held

Reporters: If you’re covering this, please dateline it ALONG THE DISPUTED TACONY-HOLMESBURG BORDER—

The Trump campaign would not let me in

Kinda depressed I did not have enough Northeast Philly clout to talk my way into the Trump team press conference. This never would’ve happened to Mike Kern.

Since I couldn’t get in to the Trump press conference, I went to Fantasy Island next door. Zarif Jacob, an ex-architect, could not fathom why the presser was near his shop—or even happening. “He lost. He knows he lost.” Also, people were taking up the spaces in his parking lot.

Honestly, Four Seasons is a way better name for a landscaper than a hotel https://twitter.com/fsphiladelphia/status/1325102014964109312