Sex took two niggas to ER in my hood,let me tell you how it happened .

Ok a guy and a girl.

Is my thread cursive ?

Anyway Sputla circumcised in his early 20's and you know that's when your libido is in it's peak,it was just a bad idea nje.

Phela you need 6 weeks to recover .

Sputla made a deal with his girl to have a break for 6 weeks ,good on paper but not in real life .

He was already struggling with morning erections and he didn't need any smoke besides that.

He even cut out his porn consumption .

Two weeks in his six weeks his girlfriend paid him a surprise visit .

She was looking sexy as hell,wearing a Jean /rapharound wraparound and a crop top.

That skin was moiturerised with dawn that was mixed with glyserine .

When she knocked Sputla already saw him walking by pass the window ,he pretended that he was not home .

Finally he opened the door with a "I just woke up look"

She stepped in the house and said"hey babe"

Sputla until today blames "hey babe "

He got a hard on after "hey babe"

They chilled for 6 minutes and they risked it all,you must remember Matlakala was horny too.

Sputla realised mid strokes that he had problems but my nigga had to cum .

Nna I heard an ambulance and vele I like things I peaked through the window .

This thing parked at sputla's house,I was concerned so I rushed to check of he was ok since his mother lived in another town.

I walked in while he was pushed in a stretcher and matlakala matlakala holding his hand.

That nigga screaming "Mmaiyoooooo"

"Don't tell my mother"

Sputla's mother was a nurse she told him straight up "boi boi 6 weeks is six weeks,o sa iketsa klever"

Don't ever say "hey babe "to your boo if you haven't seen them for two weeks .

Advert:re mo.

My nigga was taken to hospital and he took 8 weeks to heal.

THE END

Part two in 5 minutes .

Sex took me to ER part 2 .

So who should we call this guy to hide his identity ?

Let's call him Sputla, It's not like no Sputla ke di flop.

Aparently Sputla had an Omandingo/Raborolo/Ntho ya tonki.

I said aparently,don't make it sound like I saw him pee or something .

So this one I was farnyana from it ,I just saw an ambulance picking up some lady..

Drip involved .

It turns out that the lady fainted mid strokes ..

Sputla thought she was dead and went to knock to his neighbor's door for help,the neighbor is a woman (important)

Aparently because of adrenaline rush Sputla forgot to wear clothes ,with this sound following him as he was running around ...

"Voooph vooph vooooph"

The D was making that sound .

Maybe the lady collapsed because of hunger or heat on that day we never asked the Dr,the fact that Sputla was running around with an Omandingo out in the open the hood concluded ...

It was like a crime scene when the ambulance showed up,you know ko kasi re tlo sheba .

Aparently some lady was heard saying "I would faint too if you saw what I saw "

Ladies wanted to see if they could faint too,Sputla's body count tripled because of that accident .

The end .