lmao you guys shouldn’t have fucked with tiktok
the youths are bored at home in a pandemic, and they do not forget
“nightmare” lmao https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1325249542325989376
oh god he reported the Hamburglar as antifa, help I can’t breathe https://twitter.com/_alexhirsch/status/1324911326624272384
god I hope these people are getting more than minimum wage https://twitter.com/_alexhirsch/status/1324912765308268546
“I’d already voted once in Detroit, but when I went to Kalamazoo to vote they wouldn’t let me in.” https://twitter.com/herosnvrdie69/status/1324599463378329601
not just the #teens you guys
“They handed me my ballot upside-down”
“Have a good night, grow up please.”
Sookie Stackhouse calls the Trump voter fraud hotline 😂
Merkel calls the Trump voter fraud hotline to report Putin
Please send me all the calls, this thread is important evidence in the Hamburglar’s upcoming trial.
“I had a report that some blacks were voting.”
a report of someone...arousing himself...upon a stolen Trump flag was called into the Trump voter fraud hotline
shoutout to everyone enjoying their weekend
“I don’t know that this is considered fraud or anything”
“say you’re calling from Philadelphia”
“Rudy Giuliani is currently in my house”
“they hung up so fast”
“I think there’s a person who voted in one state, but I think he’s from another state.”
“do you know what’s going on?”
“no way he did that”
the online form has seen some moments of brilliance as well https://twitter.com/miffedtweeter/status/1324886404388818945
“I don’t know if this is fraud, or voter fraud, I think it’s mostly voter intimidation”
“It turns out that Pennsylvania is not actually a state”
“I thought that maybe y’all might want that”
I have worked several call center jobs in my time, and I would have killed to have a day like this. Just an absolute gift.
the accent is 💯
“oh shit it’s real”
“THEY’VE BEEN TAKING FOOD OFF THE TACO BELL MENU”
“only use this for emergencies, guys”
just unrelenting
every person at the Trump War Room hotline
“Hi, I saw Hunter Biden’s laptop walk into a polling place in Scranton”
“Thank you so much for calling, and maybe get off Twitter.”
“Yes ma’am, this line is actually reserved for reporting any incidents of voter fraud or voter intimidation.”
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