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ok hi everyone im gonna do it now. it is time. Welcome To Me Reading This Atrocious Book Aloud
hi everyone we've been set back by hi how do u screen record with like ur voice
PART ONE featuring my good pal jordan and maybe my friend alex if his volume is high enough for u all to hear him
part 2! im having a bad night
part. 4. i am doing bad
WAIT this is part 4. i can count
cutting off the end bit cause they start boning and i CANNOT take this
okay WOW what the FUCK she starts WATCHING PORN IN HJER SCHOOL LIBRARY TO GET REFERENCE FOR HOW TO FUCVKING. HJWO TO WRITE HER FUCKING NSFW FIC?? IM ILL??? THIS IS INSANE THIS IS DERANGED????
WHY DOES SHE HATE FARMWRS SO MUCH?????? THIS IS INSANE
I CANT EVEN POST VIDEOS ANYMORE BUT I NEED ALL OF YOU TO SEE THIS FUCKING PAGE RIGBT NOW
maybe this will post now. please understand how insane this is
THSI SRRADS JUST LIKE A AND THEN EVERYBODY CLAPPED
kinning this girl
HOW WAS FHIS BOOK PUBLISHED HOW WAS THIS BOOK FUCKING PUBLISHED
little update for u all we are having some incredibly boring backstory for the homophobic jensen ackles man. and he's playing red dead redemption 3 with his rpf costar
imagine if u could just get jobs like this
WHJAHST THE FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD THE JENSEN ACKLES DUDE IS 23 AND THE OTHER ONE IS 34 THATS SO FUCKING WEIRD THIS BOOK IS INSANE
god i am so glad i am reading this bootlegged imagine spending money for shit this. just. god this suuucks
>published in 2018
AWHAT
yknow this IS exactly what like 13-year-olds on 2014 tumblr were like and would be a very accurate sillay representation of them it reads like scrolling thru heritageposts except this book is SERIOUS and PUBLISHED IN 2018
hi i took a small pause to play enstars and im back now and absolutely SICK with how recent this book was. she’s talking about fucking kyle ron cosplayers. im ill
OH MY GOD SHE’S SHOUTING OUT HER OWN WORK
im goign tto lose my fucking mind she's met the girlfriend person who is now flirting with her by looking over her shoulder as she scrolls through tumblr and saying "oh my god i love that gif"
PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE IVE FINALLY REACHED THE HOMOPHOBIA
hi went back to it again one girl just told homophobic actor his show is LITERALLY the reason she’s still alive i feel unwell
the FUNNIEST part of this is the mom only giving the girl 40 bucks to spend at a con. she’s not going to be able to get much at All. will she even be able to get a shitty con hot dog
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY BC THIS AUTHOR THINKING WRITING FANFIC WOULD BE ABLE TO TRANSLATE EXACTLY INTO WRITING A BOOK IS WHAT GOT US ALL INTO THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE. PLEASE
IM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKCFIDNG NIND IM GODUNF TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND I FEEL ILL I FEEL INSANE I FEEL DERANGED AND UNWELL
THSI BOOK HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. NO YOURE RIGHT CANT YOU SEE YOURE RIGHT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT HAMLIFON ISNT REAL WRITING IM INSANE
this book has to be satire. i can’t take it anymore
this is all so fucking MUCH but also i think im going to collapse with the mention of moonlight again forcing me to reckon with how RECENTLY this book was published. this is. how was this PUBLISHED
holy shit i think im at the point the protagonist is angrily writing rpf about homophobic actor guy. this is deranged
THIS IS GROSS THIS IS INSANE THIS IS SICK AND TWISTED this girl is out of her fucking mind
for everyone just viewing the thread now i would like to reiterate this copy is illegally begotten and i haven’t given this freak a cent. this is sheerly for everyone’s entertainment. anyways I feel INSANE
this is so fucking funny im obsessed with the fact that this 16-year-old protagonist is just a channel for a Fandom Mom who thinks it’s misogyny when ppl think she’s a freak for fetishizing real people
the protag girl is now showing homophobic actor man what tumblr is in something that feels right out of a tumblr heritage post imagine. all “this is a dash this is a gifset” some 13-year-old’s dream back in 2014 maybe but THIS BOOK IS FROM 2018. TWENTY EIGHTEEN
what in the ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FUCK does this SAY
i have a new theory which is that this book was written in 2013 tumblr and somehow teleported through a time portal and the reason it got published was the publisher was so in awe that a manuscript could time travel it just HAD to be published
honestly the funniest thing is that this girl is fighting to get this ship canon as if the writers aren’t established to be homophobic straight dudes. why would you want them writing a canon gay romance. sometimes bait is far better than what they will do in canon (evidence: de
i hope that’s what happens actually. hope this girl succeeds and then one half of her ship IMMEDIATELY gets sucked to ultra super mega hell
holy shit we are just going for like a slam dunk of every shitty thing we can. next on the list is LESBOPHOBIA
THE GIRLFRIEND USED TO READ JONAS BROTHERS INCEST FANFICTION THIS CANT BE REAL I FEEL INSANE TELL ME THIS BOOK IS SATIRE AND WAS NOT ACTUALLY FUCKING PUBLISHED
the girlfriend just was like. “no im not gay. im queer. specifically a homoromantic pansexual” and then the homophobic actor dude was like “so you’re attracted to cookware?” and i GENUINELY think this book time traveled it CANT be from 2018. it CANT be. the 2012 tumblr jokes…the
I KNOW I SAID I’D STOP READING FOR THE NIGHT BUT GENUINELY HOW WAS THIS PUBLISHED. IN 2018. IN TWENTY EIGHTEEN. MY JUNIOR YEAR!!!! I WAS GETTING MY LICENSE WHILE THIS BOOK WAS COMING OUT THIS IS SO SICK
BACK AT IT AND IM ACTUALLY GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND THIS IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE. this is homophobic actor dude’s pov by the way
in what is supposed to be a woke moment the misha collins actor dude is being like “you can’t play a sexual orientation” but it’s like. no ur an actor that’s. that is your job
this sentence got through a publisher????????????????????
absolutely cackling at the main couple having a fight bc the girlfriend is like “this fandom is embarrassing being open about writing smut for it is embarrassing” and main girl is like OH SO U ARE EMBARRASSED OF ME??? like no she’s right. u are fucking humiliating
have i mentioned that the main girl canonically has zero friends. like absolutely none at all. we’re supposed to feel bad for her but it’s like yeah of COURSE u have no friends u are a FREAK u write PORN ABOUT PEOPLE U KNOW IRL AND ARE PROUD ABOUT IT. OF COURSE U HAVE NO FRIENDS
omg i KNOW the girlfriend outs her over a fight at a sushi place and they just MENTIONED the sushi place. can’t wait!
oh the main girl’s big act of protest to try to canonize her ship is just. getting absolutely no one to ask any questions at all at the q&a section of a panel. this is. SO stupid
THSI IS SO DUMB WHAT IS THIS GONNA DOOOO most of this book is insane but this is just, like, silly. what on earth
pleased to announce that im at the sushi restaurant outing scene and actually the girlfriend is like INCREDIBLY in the right she’s talking about fandom racism & shit and the white girl protag is like ur not being fair. this has to be self-aware this HAS to be a commentary???
this has to be a commentary on fandom culture there’s no way this can’t be satire there’s no WAY this author ACTUALLY WROTE THIS and expected her protagonist to be the one ANYONE roots for. right? r. right?
AND IMMEDIATELY THE PROTAGONIST GOES BACK TO BEING OHHHH IM SO OPPRESSED FOR BEING IN A FANDOM THIS IS DISGUSTING. KNOWING THIS BOOK IS SERIOUS IS. ITS SO. would like again to reiterate this copy is pirated and this bitch didn’t get a single cent. this is so. god
not computing anymore that her gf was just like “let’s talk about fandom racism and how serious of an issue it is” and the protag was like. little miss Oppressed Because I Write Porn is just. SAYING THIS SHIT TO THE GF’S FRIENDS? WHY ARE U SO FUCKING FREAKISH
SHE JUST. SHE JUST RUINED HER GF’S LIFE? BC SHE THINKS SHES SOOOO OPPRESSED FOR WRITING FANFICTION??????? THIS IS FUCKING INSANE
REAL PEOPLE DONT ACT LIKE THIS REAL HUMAN PEOPLE DONT ACT THIS WAY
this is so fucking insane the protagonist girl is now using PERSONAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE ACTOR THAT SHE KNOWS BECAUSE THEY LIKE. CHATTED. SHE’S REVEALING PERSONAL SHIT ABOUT HIM IN. HER GODDAMN REAL PERSON FIC ABOUT HIM. THIS IS SICK
the fact this show is canonically racist and misogynistic is very reflective of how much this was based off supernatural huh. also this book HAS to be satire right you can’t WRITE this and MEAN it like a GOOD THING
she’s going to. lock the showrunner in a room. and force him to listen to a dissertation on why his characters should be gay.
THIS IS LITERALLY SICK THE POOR HOMOPHOBIC ACTOR GUY FUCKING. FOUND THE GROSS RPF SHE WROTE USING PERSONAL DETAILS ABOUT HIS FUCKING LIFE. WHAT THE FUCK
genuinely nuts that the guy feeling absolutely disgusted about this weird violation of his fucking life by someone he KNOWS is supposed to be like just him being in denial for being gay instead of. correct and valid. this book is deranged
HER GRAND PLAN TO GET HER SHIP CANON IS HACKING THE GUY’S FUCKING TWITTER???????? I FEEL. INSANE
i love that this scene was supposed to be this big dramatic reveal or something. im ugly laughing
JESUS CHRIST I. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD? WE JUST WENT BACK TO THE RPF I. NEED A SECOND TO PROCESS THIS
the evil freak protagonist girl decided to write. homophobic abuse. into her real person fic. about this guy she KNOWS. SHE KNOWS HIM PERSONALLY AND DECIDED TO WRITE ABOUT HIS DAD BEATING HIM FOR BEING GAY. THIS IS. THIS IS. THERE ARE NO WORDS
BIG OL NSFW WARNING but dear god. this poor man. she KNOWS these people PERSONALLY. they are like 24 and 35. this is LITERALLY SO SICK HOW THE FUCK IS THIS MEANT TO BE SEEN WITH HER IN THE RIGHT
ok i took a lil break and am back at it now and i just. i cannot believe this book was written without a shred of irony. like he is rightfully disgusted and upset by this total violation and we’re clearly as readers supposed to think he’s being ridiculous??? unreal
LIKE THE FACT THAT IT ALMOST GRASPS CORRECT LOGIC, THAT THIS IS WEIRD AND VILE, AND THEN BLOWS RIGHT BY TO “HE’S TALKING ABOUT ENDING HER REIGN U ARE SUPPOSED TO THINK HE’S BEING SILLY ABOUT IT ALL” insane. insane
update she stalked the show’s producer, found his high school yearbook, and posted a picture of him in a spider-man costume from then on his twitter which she hacked. and then essentially bullied him into admitting he kins him. and we are supposed to think she’s RATIONAL
obsessed with the guy chasing this little freak through rows of chairs while saying all this shit. this whole book reads like an epic and then everybody clapped tumblr post this is so insane
NO WAY NO WAY NO FUCKING WAY
YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS THEY BYG’D HIM. IN THE FICTIONAL FUCKING SUPERNATURAL SHOW THEY BURIED THE FUCKING. HE DIES! HE DIES IN THE SEASON FINALE! IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND IM DELIGHTED
IM GOING TO FUCKING COLLAPSE THIS IS SUCH DELIGHTFUL PAYOFF FOR MY SUFFERING READING THIS. HOLY SHIT HE BETTER GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!
IM FUCKING. SHE MANIFESTED DESTIEL. THIS NIGHTMARE JENSEN ACKLES HOMOPHOBIA RPF NOVEL FROM 2018 MANIFESTED NOVEMBER 5, 2020. IM DELIGHTED
can u imagine if when a real actor’s character on a tv show died they tweeted to blame some 16-year-old fanfic author. help
update she’s at homophobic actor’s hotel room and he’s like “this is just a shitty show please care about something in the real world” and she’s like “But Representation Matters” as if she actually cares about giving gay teens rep and not. being able to write more Sexie Yaois
REAL PEOPLE DONT TALK LIKE THIS REAL PEOPLE DONT ACT THIS WAY TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER. HES NOT EVEN WRONG SHES A GODDAMN FREAK!!! CALLING HIM HOMOPHOBIC FOR BEING FREAKED OUT BY HER WRITING PORN ABOUT HIM (24) AND HIS 35-YEAR-OLD COSTAR??????
this is supposed to be so sad and emotional but it is the funniest fucking shit i’ve read in my life
YESSS DELETE YOUR BLOG YOURE SO UGLY HAHA
oh hi i was operating under the impression the guy had turned 24 already but he’s still 23. not a huge difference but still weird as shit that me and him dating would be less of a weird age gap than him and the co-star she keeps writing PORN OF HIM WITH
actually love the fact that the congoers are watching a marathon of this show and boo super loud when the showrunner’s name comes up. me
this thread has been going on for a while so im pausing a mo to add if any of u wanna read this book for the sheer horror and to complete the destiel news loop PIRATE IT LIKE I DID do NOT give this weirdo a cent. i can give u a link. etc etc. this is awful in every possible way
lines like these really do make u think wow! she really did write riverdale. HATE APPENDIX???
EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME? EXCAVAUSUSNRNDDMEMEEEEEEE HELP HELL HENDLP HELP HELP HELPT HIS CANNOT BE REAL
this is so much to unpack i can’t even begin to start
HB. DNSNSNB SHHAH the first half of this sentence is “not that there’s a problem with the gays” anyways Actually Sir chris colfer could play this video game cowboy im sure
what does this say about the fact that at least one (1) riverdale writer is aware of glee. but not TOO aware cause if she’d watched the rocky horror ep and saw how good he was at riff-raff she would reconsider her words. anyways helloooo
actually almost pissed this shitty little protag gets an all-expenses-paid trip to sdcc just cause she has tumblr followers in this insane twisted little world. insane
she’s like “i will only come to sdcc with you if you let me moderate ur whole panel” and they’re like yeah ok totally! imagine if things simply worked that way
NO. NO WAY. NO FUCKING WAY. NO FUCKING WAY. THE INSANITY OF HER JUST HAVING SPN EXIST HERE ANYWAYS
ok im still reeling from the author saying fuck it despite my book being about spn i will still talk about spn. but. the producer lady just lied to the protag girl, told her she had a single hotel room, then put her in a hotel room with homophobic actor. that should be illegal?
are you an authentic whore or an enemy spy bitch <3
between there being a poe cosplayer reminding me again how RECENT this book was and the dad calling some buffy cosplayer “xena the vampire slayer” as if a kinda artsy dad character wouldn’t know about the existence of buffy. why am i even nitpicking this. im really breaking here
congrats to the girlfriend character for setting up a redbubble and having someone in paris buy a shower curtain with her gay fanart on it. just an incredible detail to include
so the protag was like i will only come to sdcc of you let me moderate the panel and she. she has not prepared questions. she’s just goin in there. ME WHEN I DONT KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS BUT AM WRITING IT ANYWAYS CAUSE IM FUCKING INSANE
oh btw this one character the social media manager caty has one trait and it’s wearing ATROCIOUS ugly Tumblr Fashion. she was wearing like a plaid shirt with a bowtie earlier. it’s all a lot
there’s some kind of funny joke to make about homophobia with the homophobic gay actor dude competing for a role with crisp ratt
a) the fact she’s had no character development and is still weirdly shipping these REAL PEOPLE SHE KNOWS even after he was super upset about it
b) this made it past an editor this was fucking published in 2018
b) this made it past an editor this was fucking published in 2018
there’s been a really weird Bit going this whole damn time that homophobic gay actor doesn’t know how to dress himself for cons so the assistants always have Nerd T-Shirts for him to change into with, like, batman logos or whatever. i think the author just wants him shirtless?
really not processing that this book’s turned into some wild tumblr fantasy of a 16-year-old girl tumblr famous for writing gay fanfiction moderating a panel at sdcc. society
OBSESSED with gamer bros being like “do you even GAME” to the homophobic gay actor man. i feel i should clarify his big conflict is he wants to get the role of a video game protag in a video game movie for a game he likes a lot but to do so he can’t be seen as gay. or smthn
“Another Freaking Gamer”- god when he sees me approaching heaven and has to cast me down into hell instead
OH SO YOURE NORMAL FOR WRITING PORN OF REAL PEOPLE U FUCKING KNOW BUT UR GONNA BE GAMERPHOBIC?????????
a girl at goddamn sdcc going up to ask a q&a question to the fucking protag, addressing her by her tumblr url, and asking her for FANFICTION WRITING TIPS. the tumblr university of it all
“but didn’t you delete your blog? are you going to stop writing now?” THIS TEN-YEAR OLD GIRL WHO I GUESS WE’RE JUST SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT HAS READ THE PROTAG’S FUCKING. PORN???????? IM SICK????
