my opinions on the zodiac signs (asc rising and venus and also sun)
aries sun
- love them
- really spontaneous
- cant hold a grudge
- very fun and nice people unless u piss them off
- generally very likeable people
- blonde
aries moon
- literally beautiful
- very cool people
- can be quite intimidating
- secretly theyre psychopaths
- usually very creative
- opinionated and stubborn
- good morals
- sometimes dont think things through before they do it
- good taste in men
aries rising
- literally no patience for people
- brutally honest
- super fun at parties
- everyone cant help but be in love with them
- life fast die young
- look intimidating but wouldnt hurt a fly
- do u need a hug
aries venus
- have the grace of an old hollywood stare
- ooze sex appeal
- very blunt and honest
- tough love
- will flirt with anyone
leo sun
- keep at an arms length
- disgustingly beautiful
- can be sooo toxic
- mean girls
- always the centre of attention even if they dont want to be
- people judge them easily and harshly
leo moon
- actual psychopaths
- do not take other people into consideration
- they want people to think theyre the best most benevolent people
- actually quite talented
- love to be the centre of attention but hate leaving their house
leo rising
- just perfect
- insecure about how they look but are actually some of the most beautiful people
- people are always trying to find a reason to hate them
- destined for fame
leo venus
- cant seem to be in a relationship for more than 2 seconds
- always choose the worst people to date
- impulsive
- love the underdog
- so romantic but youll easily fall into their trap
cancer sun
- omg just the sweetest people ever
- so emotional. the most emotional
- but its a nice kind of emotional
- very pure and innocent
- so creative but they never brag about it
- know a lot about everything
- great hair
cancer moon
- think theyre funny but theyre really not
- when hurt they just completely shut off
and detach
- attracted to innocence
- passive aggressive
- clingy if they like someone
- deeply sensitive
cancer rising
- what is going on in ur head
- crazy!!! but so hot
- have this dark intriguing energy that pulls u in
- crazy talented
- toxic
cancer venus
- good luck getting with them bc literally everyone is in love with them
- find it hurt to trust people
- they will break ur heart
- they'll say theyre an 'empath' like no ur just a sociopath
- but theyre fun to date if u like that
- manic pixie dream girls
pisces
- personally think theyre the most incredible well rounded people
- intimidating but actually really nice people
- resting bitch face
- people say theyre emotional but trust me they dont care about you
- feel nothing or everything
- not afraid of anything or anyone
pisces moon
- so emotional get attached so easily and youll mean the world to them
- the mood of people around them affects them badly
- can read u within seconds of meeting u
- gay
pisces venus
- crazy sex appeal
- so hot
- attracted to broken people who need them
- so dreamy
- romanticise everything
- moody and brooding like cheer up plz
pisces rising
- very soft aura and so gentle
- psychic
- so mystical like they actually do not live in this realm
- will go off the grid just like that
- mentally ill
- all have just soulful beautiful eyes u can get lost in
scorpio sun
- my favourites!!!
- dont realise that theyre being mean sometimes (especially if theyre french)
- they seem bitchy but theyre actually really kind and easygoing and funny
- gay
- people seem to hate them just for breathing
- pragmatic and realistic
scorpio moon
- the actual mean ones
- like they make fun of people for entertainment
- get into fights easily
- they all have a hoe phase
- very multi faceted
- literally go through hell but no other sign is capable of such powerful self reinvention
scorpio venus
- so graceful
- very powerful and can overcome like...very traumatising stuff
- when theyre flirting they do this thing where they dont give anyone but u attention and it is very hot
- all about passion
- crave intensity
scorpio rising
- you think too much stop thinking
- they have this need to be immortalised through their work or art
- very strong emotions but they hide them well so they come off super mysterious
- very charming and they know it
taurus sun
- urgh they have this weird kind of sex appeal that im obsessed with like its not like leos its more like who are u i want you why are u like this
- insane but a harmless kind of insane
- on the outside they appear responsible but they are secretly party animals
taurus moon
- literally an enigma
- i cant figure u out
- social butterflies
- people depend on u too much and if u dont set boundaries youll go crazy from it
- not materialistic but love the sentiment that comes with their possessions
taurus venus
- omg perfect
- e.g lana del rey r.pattz megan fox sofia vergara princess diana
- have sex with me now
- cant even explain why everyone in love with you but u have this beautifulll energy like i want to live in ur world
- enchanting
Taurus rising
- so practical and dependable
- the mom of the friendship group
- ruled by venus so obvs so beautiful
- cant stop staring at their eyes
- sassy (i hate that word...but its different from bitchy)
- they have this stare that makes u fall in love with them
sagittarius
- one of the the best sign
- severely underrated
- unfortunately have terrible taste in everything
- very cool
- have the work ethic of a capricorn but not as boring
- sexy. will always be sexy. even when theyre old
sagitarrius moon
- sooo dramatic
- thinks the world revolves around them
- ahead of their time
- people are always like "ur wrong and also insane" but you are not. ur right and only a little insane
correction ^^^ doesnt think the world revolves around them tbh they just actually unironically live in their own world
sagitarrius venus
- the type to get married then divorced 10 weeks later
- value your freedom more than anything
- such a tease
- relationships for them should be all fun and happiness all the time
sagitarrius risings
- bitchy
- controversial but like on purpose because they like the attention
- thinks everyone's in love with them (bc they are)
- trend setters
- reckless and spontaneous
- unpredictable
Gemini sun
- worst men on earth
- the women are beautiful
- pretentious
- genuinely think theyre not like other people
- always have a signature hair look
- believe that beauty is power
- desire extravagance
Gemini moon
- always the type of person that gets overlooked despite being very worthy of attention
- one hit wonders
- have a...different (?) and also weird way of looking at things
- at the end of the day they mean well and are actually very nice
gemini venus
- hot but i dont think they know just how hot they are
- sometimes get into relationships just out of curiousity
- they have this cute fascination for people like they make the best listeners
- they get bored quickly in relationships
gemini rising
- very quick thinkers like good on their toes. is that an expression?
- gemini is ruled by mercury so they are the most articulate placement
- magical literally magical
- i wouldnt say simple people but they desire the simple things in life - good art and food
and a nice home.
- very into nature and spirituality
- their biggest nightmare is working a 9-5 office job in a small town filled with boring buildings for the rest of their lives
virgo sun
- i love virgos theyre everything
- they would make the best leaders of the world but they simply have no patience for it. or too tired for it
- seem to know everything
- genuinely very nice but they can come across as standoffish (they dont hate u i promise)
virgo moon
- so driven like if they want something they will just do it and succeed at it too. just like that
- down to earth forever no matter how rich or famous they are
- they can get the truth out of anyone people just tell them things
- make for the best muses
virgo rising
- ruled by mercury so theyre so open minded
- they have this messy neat look like rugged kind of earthy beauty like they dont have to do anything nd theyre gawjus
- virgo risings live forever they never die
- perfectionists
libra sun
- the way they show love is by bullying you but theyre so charming at the same time
- go blonde libras always look better blonde
- they can and will carey a grudge
- ruled by venus so they value harmony and aesthetic in all forms and need it in their life
virgo venus (i forgot)
- virgo is ruled by venus so this is *borat voice* very nice
- they tend to be with 1 person for forever. a real soulmate type of thing. beware of this or youll get taken advantage of
- mila kunis/ashton Kutcher blake lively/ryan type of situation
libra moon
- always looking for adventure or smth to make them feel something
- bc of this they have a tendency to hurt those close to them
- have the nicest smiles
- i know i keep saying this but sooo charming their beauty is captivating
- most likely to: get addicted to coke
libra venus
- known for their grace and poise
- will stick with their partner through literally everything
- why do u always go for the ugly ones u do realise u could get any1 right?
- i aint never seen an ugly libra venus
- beyonce/lisa bonet/anna nicole smith/claudia schiffer
libra rising
- very cool everyone wants to be friends with them
- good singers
- sweet and full of light. like americas sweetheart material
- likeable and easygoing
- they can get away with a lot bc of this innocent demeanor
-britney/leo dicaprio/natalie wood/zoe Kravitz
capricorn sun
- boringg but if u can convince them to let loose theyre the most fun ever. just break that shell. by all means necessary
- rory gilmore vibes
- capricorn women live for the natural look
- very classically conventionally beautiful
- never know when ur flirting
capricorn moon
- either the best ppl youll ever meet or the absolute worst.
- impressive will power
- photogenic
- they may seem so put together and secure and perfect but deep down theyre so scared of being abandoned or unloved
- brad pitt/ cher/ hitler/ ernest hemingway
capricorn venus
- they love people they cant have but eventually theyll get them they always do
- they love quality and craftsmanship over all but theyre not snobby about it
- they like their relationships to be private
- britney spears/miley cyrus/faye dunaway/dolly parton
capricorn rising
- the opposite they love sharing things about their personal life with anyone who'll listen
- so hot literally tall dark and handome
- carry a conversation so well
- the best sex youll have is w a cap rising
- monica belluci/collin farrel/lenny kravitz
russel brand/sophia loren/naomi campbell/jane fonda (i felt it necessary to add mote examples this time to prove it)
aquarius sun
- pretentious
- "i liked that band before they were big"
- genuinely care about the well being of others and common good
- very proactive they go out of their way to put the work in
- the kind of person who was beautiful since they were a child urgh
aquarius moon
- otherworldly beautiful like u wonder how can someone look like good
- another live fast die young placement
- all about making a statement
- they love and hate being the centre of attention at the same time. like look at me! no look away...
- love helping people
aquarius venus
- much rather a friends to lovers trope than anything else
- u crave an easygoing partner. love is too cringy for u
- more thinky not feely
- compatible w aries/sag sun bc u balance out the fire
- the girl married to prince william/Marlene dietrich/kate moss
aqua rising
- always have eccentric clothing and aesthetics
- beautifulll they have perfect faces
- super independant
- the type to marry someone they met that night
- but very cool and opinionated
- like to push boundaries
- lindsay lohan/onika marajjj/madonna/yves saint laurent
okay end of thread hope i havent missed anything ignore the spelling or grammar mistakes because i simply do not care follow me i am a witch
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