gemini : u act different depending on who you’re with. ur shallow and manipulative and only care about urself. Ur nosy and u constantly want to know what’s going on in other’s lives. ur judgy about it but ur life is shit 2. u toss people away when you’re done with them. pure evil

cancer : ur clingy and pessimistic. as soon as something bad happens, you give up and cry, no matter how small. do u ever even try? ur parents weren’t affectionate towards u as a kid so you crave affection like air. u breakdown at everything. why are u so sensitive? embarrassing

leo : loud and a show off. u always want to be the center of attention cause no one gave u any as a kid. u step on people to get to the top. u claim ur confident but everyone can see right through u. stop basing ur self worth on ur achievements especially since u have none

virgo: why are u such a piece of shit? nothing is ever good enough for u huh? you always have something smug to say “oh it could’ve been better...” u were never good enough for the people around u so u project that disappointment onto others. ur a failure

libra: ur superficial and plastic. u have a large group of friends but none of them care about you. you want to show others ur life is amazing but ur lonely and u cry urself to sleep every night. you also make promises u never keep. ur the type to forget ur friend’s birthday

scorpio: closed off and off putting. you think ur mysterious but really ur just rude as hell and everyone is scared of u. u refuse to change. u push away everyone that cares about u and then complain about it. ur gonna die alone. it’s not cute to be an asshole

sagittarius: u have enormous commitment issues. u see the bad in everything. ur inconsistent and flip floppy. stop stringing ppl along in ur mess. no one told u they loved u or hugged u as a kid so now u run away from affection even though u secretly want it. make up ur damn mind

capricorn: ur cold, unloving and controlling. u treat relationships as if they were serious jobs. no one invites u anywhere cause ur a buzzkill. u probably have a robotic heart. u could see someone bleed out in front of u and not shed a tear. it’s not cool to not care u shit

aquarius: u get mad when people don’t agree with u. u have a superiority complex and genuinely think ur better than every1. u refuse to admit ur wrong or apologize. u think ur perfect but ur far from that. u were bullied as a kid so u try to make up for it, but u became the bully

pisces: u haven’t amounted to the high expectations ur parents had for u, so u became an asshole who projects ur guilt onto others. u abuse drugs to feel something cause ur numb inside. u refuse to accept help even though ur clearly spiraling out of control.