aries : u think that being spontaneous and doing things on the spot makes u cool and laidback but really ur just flighty and childish. u always leave relationships first cause u have an intense fear of abandonment that probably stems from ur childhood. it’s time to heal

taurus : u guys are stuck up and snobbish. there’s a fine line between being smart and being a dick and you clearly can’t tell what it is. ur rude and brash and have no filter. you can talk about ur interests forever but as soon as someone else talks about theirs u stop listening

gemini : u act different depending on who you’re with. ur shallow and manipulative and only care about urself. Ur nosy and u constantly want to know what’s going on in other’s lives. ur judgy about it but ur life is shit 2. u toss people away when you’re done with them. pure evil

cancer : ur clingy and pessimistic. as soon as something bad happens, you give up and cry, no matter how small. do u ever even try? ur parents weren’t affectionate towards u as a kid so you crave affection like air. u breakdown at everything. why are u so sensitive? embarrassing

leo : loud and a show off. u always want to be the center of attention cause no one gave u any as a kid. u step on people to get to the top. u claim ur confident but everyone can see right through u. stop basing ur self worth on ur achievements especially since u have none

virgo: why are u such a piece of shit? nothing is ever good enough for u huh? you always have something smug to say “oh it could’ve been better...” u were never good enough for the people around u so u project that disappointment onto others. ur a failure

libra: ur superficial and plastic. u have a large group of friends but none of them care about you. you want to show others ur life is amazing but ur lonely and u cry urself to sleep every night. you also make promises u never keep. ur the type to forget ur friend’s birthday

scorpio: closed off and off putting. you think ur mysterious but really ur just rude as hell and everyone is scared of u. u refuse to change. u push away everyone that cares about u and then complain about it. ur gonna die alone. it’s not cute to be an asshole

sagittarius: u have enormous commitment issues. u see the bad in everything. ur inconsistent and flip floppy. stop stringing ppl along in ur mess. no one told u they loved u or hugged u as a kid so now u run away from affection even though u secretly want it. make up ur damn mind

capricorn: ur cold, unloving and controlling. u treat relationships as if they were serious jobs. no one invites u anywhere cause ur a buzzkill. u probably have a robotic heart. u could see someone bleed out in front of u and not shed a tear. it’s not cool to not care u shit

aquarius: u get mad when people don’t agree with u. u have a superiority complex and genuinely think ur better than every1. u refuse to admit ur wrong or apologize. u think ur perfect but ur far from that. u were bullied as a kid so u try to make up for it, but u became the bully

pisces: u haven’t amounted to the high expectations ur parents had for u, so u became an asshole who projects ur guilt onto others. u abuse drugs to feel something cause ur numb inside. u refuse to accept help even though ur clearly spiraling out of control.