I had some time to waste, so I made a thread based on what Presidential candidate each Office character would vote for:
Without a doubt Michael Scott is voting for the Scranton native Joe Biden. He drives everyone at the office crazy with his Joe Biden impersonation (“Come on!”) He’ll wake up early to be the first in line to vote, but he’ll get the time wrong and end up waiting in line all day.
Jim and Pam are Team Biden. He has a better judge of character and they don’t like what how Trump is handling the pandemic and the division in the country. Plus, Pam thinks Joe is kinda cute , this makes Jim jealous.
Dwight thinks both Trump and Biden are terrible candidates and he can do way better, so he decides to run for president. Jim, of course, becomes his campaign manager. His VP - Mose.
It’s a tough decision for Andy, but his morals make him choose Biden. He’s distraught though for he has to cut ties with Broccoli Rob b/c Broccoli Rob voted for Trump.
Come on now, Angela votes for Trump without thinking twice about it. Biden’s a dog person. Plus, she’s super pro-life, even though she’s secretly gotten an abortion before.
Bob Vance thinks Trump is a punk, so Phyllis thinks Trump is a punk. Another vote for Biden.
Stanley knows no matter who he votes for, ain’t nothing gonna change.
The Wonder Kid voted for Trump. He doesn’t want to be taxed for making over $400K. He currently doesn’t make $400K, but it’s called manifesting.
Kanye = First Lady Kim Kardashian - should I say more?
Kevin is torn. He wants to vote for Trump because he’s a celebrity and celebrity’s are cool. He wants to vote for Biden because Biden knows Obama and Obama is cool. Kevin forgets to vote.
Meredith will vote for whoever promises they’ll nail her in the White House.
Because Creed is a convicted felon, he can’t vote, so he votes using the identities he made using fake social security numbers.
This is Daryl’s first time voting. He thinks all white people are evil, but Biden is less evil than Trump, so vote goes to Biden.
Erin would like to vote, but for some reason Erin doesn’t exist in the U.S. government database.
Oscar is the only one who voted logically. Biden is no brainer. Anyone who voted for Trump is insane.
Nobody cares who Toby voted for.
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