I will be watching Star Wars all day partly to distract myself and partly bc I don’t like being left out when my client re-enacts scenes with his mom and I’m just sitting there making lightsaber noises
I thought Yoda was an old and wise philosophical type, why does he sound like the cookie monster
Jar jar binks I would die for you
Just started attack of the clones. Lemme get this straight. Queen Amidala is now a senator and tiny baby anakin from phantom menace is now grown. And padme and anakin new each other when he was a child. And they will have babies together? Age gap is a lil weird but okay
Okay the more I watch the more it gets cleared up lmao. It’s been 10 years and padme recognizes that she knew him as a kid
Anakin in that flowy shirt.... I get it now
Watching Yoda fight was actually pretty cool. Still don’t like his cookie monster voice but I respect him.
And all the jedi nights are my collective boyfriend. All of them. Love you boyfriend.
Do you think Jango’s head was still in his helmet when baby boba fett picked it up? Or did it roll out before that? I think it was still in there
Okay so is chancellor palpatine actually darth sidious? Dooku says the republic is under his control and how convenient is it that palpatine was given emergency control? Is that exactly what the plot is and I’m just slow or did I overthink it?
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