Part of the reason Halo 3/infinite’s Chief helmet is my favorite is because I can’t help but giggle whenever he looks directly at the camera.

Something about the shape of the visor/helmet makes him look so funny when his head snaps to look directly at the player
He can go from looking like a badass to a complete dumbass at the drop of a hat and that’s what I love lol

There’s room for humor and cool-factor with the H3 helmet
“Can I use your bathroom?”
“You have a dog?......... can I pet it?”
TFW you stand up too fast and the blood rushes to your head
When an old lady says you’re a handsome young man
“...... oh no... that wasn’t a fart..”
“What a beautiful smile you have!”

Me:
“Not them.... NOT AGAIN.. We need to run!”

Master chief:
“Hey Chief! Have the Edibles kicked in?”

Chief:
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