do you think the democratic will ever take a single day off, in the entirety of the 21st century, from hyper-hysterical fundraising emails (and texts) with subject headings like “we’re literally shitting our pants right now” and “you need to pay up now or grandma’s gonna die”

“URGENT: i’m asking for your help, time is running out, if we don’t reach this week’s fundraising deadline, hillary clinton will personally cut off my left index finger and feed it to my dog!!!!”

NEW POLL: joe biden’s 38th clone is down SEVEN HUNDRED PERCENT in the martian city-state of new atlantis - DONATE NOW to SAVE OUR INTERPLANETARY EMPIRE from mitch mcconnell’s ectoplasmic essence and the microbial hordes of titan

ok i think that will conclude this very important thread