jin ship stans ranking from winners to sitting on the losers bench: a thread

1. jinkook
do i even need to say anything? yall have won since BEFORE they debuted

LIKE what is this selca???? i remember seeing a cropped and black and white edit of this pic and it fuckin looked like it was porn. congratulations jinkookers

u blinked and the next thing u know u see jungkooo clinging to his seokjin hyungie

2. jimjin
lets all agree that jimjin is the superior ship. the energy they give? the hot juicy lips? honestly jimjinists are rare as fuck but we all know yall are pretty well fed.

yall think i’ll let yall forget about this?? WHAT IS THIS??? THERES LITERALLY NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS????

THIS??? LITERALLY WHAT THE HELL??? WHATS GOING ON??? WHERE DID THE CONFIDENCE COME FROM????

jinmin is such a superior pairing yet its so underrated. we all know how much jimin loves jin but then again, jinminists cant beat the luck jinkookers have

3. Taejinists
where do i fuckin start honestly? yall either get nothing or EVERYTHING and by everything i meant taehyung looking like he wants to eat seokjin

idk guys yall (taejinnies) tell me whatever the fuck is happening here. tbh taehyung only has 2 moods and thats either he wants to eat seokjin or eat jimin and i respect that

still a very wholesome pairing tho. also taejin FA are on another level. in conclusion taejinnies’ luck arent bad, sometimes yall starve but the contents yall get compensates

4. 2seok
i feel like 2seokies are the chillest mfer out there and i like that. yall get decent contents

i feel like yall are pretty grateful with any crumbs or buffet yall get. 2seok is such a peaceful pairing tbh. theyre like the fresh couple in town and theyre madly in love with e/o but they subtly show their love. not bc theyre tsundere with e/o but its bc theyre both shy

YALL PROBABLY CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW HOSEOK WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT SEOKJIN IN A CROP TOP. YALL PROBABLY CANT FORGET HOW HOSEOK KEPT ON COMPLIMENTING HOW PRETTY AND GOOD SEOKJIN LOOKS IN A CROP TOP.

tldr just like jinminies 2seokies are kinda rare despite how cute this pairing is 2seokies luck arent that bad tbh id say its above average. decent food and its fulfilling <3

5. Yoonjin
every single fucking day i see yall post the same shit like YOONJIN SUBUNIT YOONJIN SONG YOONJIN VLIVE YOONJIN SELCA babe stop we all know we only get fed like 3 times a year

the fishing dates were the only thing that kept yoonjinists going. how do yall feel after knowing that yoongi doesnt like fishing but he does it anyways bc seokjin likes it?

when i saw yoonjinists’ luck are kinda sad i meant this:

yoonjinists couldve gotten COUNTLESS OF SELCAS BUT YOONJIN CHOSE TO POST THEIR SELCA AFTER EACH OTHER AND THE FACT THAT THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING SONCE THE EARLY YEARS ISNT HELPING AS WELL

i mean....its not bad i guess. yoonjin themselves are anti yoonjin (the COUNTLESS of push & pull) so good luck recently yall have been fed pretty well huh? yoonjin declaring soulmates and all that. good luck waiting for their next selca in 3 years time

6. namjin
first of all, im sorry. how long have u been waiting for their subunit

yall believe theyre married and yall want to find someone who looks at you like how namjoon looks at seokjin

yall PAID for this pic. YALL REALLY PAID FOR THIS PIC JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A NAMJIN WEDDING PIC were yall that starved

i believe that in a namjinist brain they have this vlive engraved in their minds because this was, their first and only vlive together despite being in the group for 7 years. yall fought well.

dont lie yall still think about this content. how does it feel to have ur jin pairing canonly kissed? (2seok deosnt count bc that was accidental ) yall get A LOT of SMALL crumbs and yall scrap them like scraping rice off the rice cooker

last but not least have this funny edit i found on pinterest. namjinists’ luck ARENT BAD honestly....its just that the content yall get are mostly small crumbs similar to yoonjinists yall only get fed few times a year heres hope that yall will get a subunit/song soon

thinking back i think namjin and yoonjin are pretty much tied tbh. sometimes the other gets more and some times the other gets less. we all know we get the least food out of all anyways

BONUS: jin harem
jin haremists are the TRUE WINNER here. we get fed all the time and we all know ot6 are IN LOVE with their seokjin hyung

lol pls dont fight guys im not a bible for every ship so obviously there are some parts where i dont know about the ship (my main pairing is after all) BUT WHATS MORE IMPORTANT IS?? they all have a crush on seokjin and thats established