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so here’s my opinions on zodiac signs 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht"> this is completely based off of people + celebrities i’ve observed, all based on my own experiences
aries
• VERY attractive people
• fuckin hilarious
• problematic... highkey
• never a dull moment w them
• y’all got the attention span of a fish
• radiate either bi or pan energy
• really high highs and really low lows
• aries men >> aries women
• overall rating: 7/10
• VERY attractive people
• fuckin hilarious
• problematic... highkey
• never a dull moment w them
• y’all got the attention span of a fish
• radiate either bi or pan energy
• really high highs and really low lows
• aries men >> aries women
• overall rating: 7/10
taurus
• taurus women are a HIT
• but taurus men are so hit or miss
• i’d die for some of y’all. but also wanna k word some of y’all!
• intelligent!
• really genuine people
• same energy as tuesdays and orange
• a little detached for my taste
overall rating: 7.5/10
• taurus women are a HIT
• but taurus men are so hit or miss
• i’d die for some of y’all. but also wanna k word some of y’all!
• intelligent!
• really genuine people
• same energy as tuesdays and orange
• a little detached for my taste
overall rating: 7.5/10
gemini
• cricketshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht">
• i mean... y’all are funny i’ll give u that
• CEOs of ghosting
• almost always very attractive
• fun people to go hang out with!
• very passionate about their stuff
• i associate y’all w yellow n purple
• overall rating 5/10
• crickets
• i mean... y’all are funny i’ll give u that
• CEOs of ghosting
• almost always very attractive
• fun people to go hang out with!
• very passionate about their stuff
• i associate y’all w yellow n purple
• overall rating 5/10
cancer
• actual babieshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
• no i love y’all
• fucking hilarious
• chances are u cry a lot and that’s okay baby it’s gonna be okay
• THEEEE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
• deserve better than what they get
• i wanna kiss
overall rating: 8.5/10
• actual babies
• no i love y’all
• fucking hilarious
• chances are u cry a lot and that’s okay baby it’s gonna be okay
• THEEEE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
• deserve better than what they get
• i wanna kiss
overall rating: 8.5/10
leo
• thinks the world revolves around them but i think they’re sexy so yes it does revolve around themhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
• dramatic as hell
• keeps up w their appearance
• a little cold sometimes innit
• MILFS
• seggsy
• leo men ... just deactivate
overall rating: 8/10
• thinks the world revolves around them but i think they’re sexy so yes it does revolve around them
• dramatic as hell
• keeps up w their appearance
• a little cold sometimes innit
• MILFS
• seggsy
• leo men ... just deactivate
overall rating: 8/10
virgo
• stay away from me
• very fuckin smart tho
• whoever said y’all were loyal lied
• same energy as teachers? and that’s not an insult!
• i associate y’all w green
• please let people enjoy thingshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">
• smartasses.. not always in a bad way either
• overall rating: 4/10
• stay away from me
• very fuckin smart tho
• whoever said y’all were loyal lied
• same energy as teachers? and that’s not an insult!
• i associate y’all w green
• please let people enjoy things
• smartasses.. not always in a bad way either
• overall rating: 4/10
libra
• libra men. why?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">
• libra women... ur cool but very overwhelming sometimes
• fuckin funny like the other air signs
• i love you guys as friends
• INDECISIVE
• be more independent
• give off the same energy as leos sometimes?
• good kissers!
• overall rating 6/10
• libra men. why?
• libra women... ur cool but very overwhelming sometimes
• fuckin funny like the other air signs
• i love you guys as friends
• INDECISIVE
• be more independent
• give off the same energy as leos sometimes?
• good kissers!
• overall rating 6/10
scorpio
• the most beautiful and evil women you will ever meethttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
• scorpio men are just plain evil
• deal with ur emotions properly or at least learn how to cry like your fellow water signs
• STOP BEING RUDE TO RANDOM PEOPLE you always regret ithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
• overall rating 3/10https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">
• the most beautiful and evil women you will ever meet
• scorpio men are just plain evil
• deal with ur emotions properly or at least learn how to cry like your fellow water signs
• STOP BEING RUDE TO RANDOM PEOPLE you always regret it
• overall rating 3/10
sagittarius
• thinks everyone is in love with them. AND WE /ARE/ IN LOVE W YOU!!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
• 2nd smartest zodiac sign methinks
• i associate y’all w the color purple
• be less distant :(
• chances are ur the hot sibling
• sagittarius men are actually decent
• overall rating 10/10
• thinks everyone is in love with them. AND WE /ARE/ IN LOVE W YOU!!
• 2nd smartest zodiac sign methinks
• i associate y’all w the color purple
• be less distant :(
• chances are ur the hot sibling
• sagittarius men are actually decent
• overall rating 10/10
capricorn
• so bad at advicehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
• smartasses when it comes to their sense of humor i love it
• straightforward!
• cap women >>> cap men
• every cap i know has mommy issues... y’all good?
• i like y’all
• old cap ladies are so incredibly unhinged
• overall rating: 7.8/10
• so bad at advice
• smartasses when it comes to their sense of humor i love it
• straightforward!
• cap women >>> cap men
• every cap i know has mommy issues... y’all good?
• i like y’all
• old cap ladies are so incredibly unhinged
• overall rating: 7.8/10
aquarius
• hello sexieshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">
• i’m biasedhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht">
• either super clingy and warm or super distant and cold
• craziest shit happens to us innit
• sometimes vengeful as fuck
• i associate aquas with hufflepuffs?
• funniest sign methinks
• get over ur shit
• overall rating: 9.5/10
• hello sexies
• i’m biased
• either super clingy and warm or super distant and cold
• craziest shit happens to us innit
• sometimes vengeful as fuck
• i associate aquas with hufflepuffs?
• funniest sign methinks
• get over ur shit
• overall rating: 9.5/10
pisces
• hello sexies. my dms are openhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">
• i only know 2 valid pisces men. the rest of y’all can choke
• aries girlshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
• u look intimidating and ur actually a bunch of babies
• I WANNA SNUGGLEEE
• y’all are fuckin mysteries
• alcoholism!
• overall rating: 8/10
• hello sexies. my dms are open
• i only know 2 valid pisces men. the rest of y’all can choke
• aries girls
• u look intimidating and ur actually a bunch of babies
• I WANNA SNUGGLEEE
• y’all are fuckin mysteries
• alcoholism!
• overall rating: 8/10
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