Thread by @feministluthor, so here’s my opinions on zodiac signs this is completely based [...]

so here’s my opinions on zodiac signs

this is completely based off of people + celebrities i’ve observed, all based on my own experiences

aries
• VERY attractive people
• fuckin hilarious
• problematic... highkey
• never a dull moment w them
• y’all got the attention span of a fish
• radiate either bi or pan energy
• really high highs and really low lows
• aries men >> aries women
• overall rating: 7/10

taurus
• taurus women are a HIT
• but taurus men are so hit or miss
• i’d die for some of y’all. but also wanna k word some of y’all!
• intelligent!
• really genuine people
• same energy as tuesdays and orange
• a little detached for my taste
overall rating: 7.5/10

gemini
• crickets

• i mean... y’all are funny i’ll give u that
• CEOs of ghosting
• almost always very attractive
• fun people to go hang out with!
• very passionate about their stuff
• i associate y’all w yellow n purple
• overall rating 5/10

cancer
• actual babies

• no i love y’all
• fucking hilarious
• chances are u cry a lot and that’s okay baby it’s gonna be okay
• THEEEE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
• deserve better than what they get
• i wanna kiss
overall rating: 8.5/10

leo
• thinks the world revolves around them but i think they’re sexy so yes it does revolve around them

• dramatic as hell
• keeps up w their appearance
• a little cold sometimes innit
• MILFS
• seggsy
• leo men ... just deactivate
overall rating: 8/10

virgo
• stay away from me
• very fuckin smart tho
• whoever said y’all were loyal lied
• same energy as teachers? and that’s not an insult!
• i associate y’all w green
• please let people enjoy things

• smartasses.. not always in a bad way either
• overall rating: 4/10

libra
• libra men. why?

• libra women... ur cool but very overwhelming sometimes
• fuckin funny like the other air signs
• i love you guys as friends
• INDECISIVE
• be more independent
• give off the same energy as leos sometimes?
• good kissers!
• overall rating 6/10

scorpio
• the most beautiful and evil women you will ever meet

• scorpio men are just plain evil
• deal with ur emotions properly or at least learn how to cry like your fellow water signs
• STOP BEING RUDE TO RANDOM PEOPLE you always regret it

• overall rating 3/10

sagittarius
• thinks everyone is in love with them. AND WE /ARE/ IN LOVE W YOU!!

• 2nd smartest zodiac sign methinks
• i associate y’all w the color purple
• be less distant :(
• chances are ur the hot sibling
• sagittarius men are actually decent
• overall rating 10/10

capricorn
• so bad at advice

• smartasses when it comes to their sense of humor i love it
• straightforward!
• cap women >>> cap men
• every cap i know has mommy issues... y’all good?
• i like y’all
• old cap ladies are so incredibly unhinged
• overall rating: 7.8/10

aquarius
• hello sexies

• i’m biased

• either super clingy and warm or super distant and cold
• craziest shit happens to us innit
• sometimes vengeful as fuck
• i associate aquas with hufflepuffs?
• funniest sign methinks
• get over ur shit
• overall rating: 9.5/10

pisces
• hello sexies. my dms are open

• i only know 2 valid pisces men. the rest of y’all can choke
• aries girls

• u look intimidating and ur actually a bunch of babies
• I WANNA SNUGGLEEE
• y’all are fuckin mysteries
• alcoholism!
• overall rating: 8/10

thanks for reading this thread please slide in my dms if ur a pisces or a sagittarius. i will simp for you

thanks for reading this thread please slide in my dms if ur a pisces or a sagittarius. i will simp for you

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