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Maybe I’ll just start hashtagging all my tweets with #TheMandalorian 
Don’t forget to vote!!! #TheMandalorian
LIVE LAUGH LOVE #TheMandalorian
I don’t know needs to like this but #TheMandalorian
Today a plumber peed in our bathroom with the door open. (I only had to see the door open, but still.) #TheMandalorian
Looking for great Italian food recs for NYC. #TheMandalorian
Covid cases aren’t going down. #TheMandalorian
Happy Halloween! #TheMandalorian
My wife left me. #TheMandalorian
I think you’re pretty cute lol what is your sign #TheMandalorian
One time I ate fast food mashed potatoes in my car and sobbed about my life in the parking lot of a Walmart. #TheMandalorian
(That’s true.) #TheMandalorian
One time when I was like 28 and I was having an awful day, the Walgreens cashier went to ring up my stuff, did a half-pause, looked up and politely said “Senior discount?”
#TheMandalorian
#TheMandalorian
I threw that sweater in the fucking trash the second I got home. #TheMandalorian
Insomnia makes you tweet weird & random shit. #TheMandalorian
Shout out to everybody who tells people they’re hot but adds “lol” at the end and confuses them for life. #TheMandalorian
So Star Wars and Star Trek are basically the same thing, right? #TheMandalorian
Fuck you for even halfway thinking that was a serious tweet from me. Take your fucking L. #TheMandalorian
