Maybe I’ll just start hashtagging all my tweets with #TheMandalorian

Don’t forget to vote!!! #TheMandalorian

LIVE LAUGH LOVE #TheMandalorian

I don’t know needs to like this but #TheMandalorian

Today a plumber peed in our bathroom with the door open. (I only had to see the door open, but still.) #TheMandalorian

Looking for great Italian food recs for NYC. #TheMandalorian

Covid cases aren’t going down. #TheMandalorian

Happy Halloween! #TheMandalorian

My wife left me. #TheMandalorian

I think you’re pretty cute lol what is your sign #TheMandalorian

One time I ate fast food mashed potatoes in my car and sobbed about my life in the parking lot of a Walmart. #TheMandalorian

(That’s true.) #TheMandalorian

One time when I was like 28 and I was having an awful day, the Walgreens cashier went to ring up my stuff, did a half-pause, looked up and politely said “Senior discount?”
#TheMandalorian

I threw that sweater in the fucking trash the second I got home. #TheMandalorian

I also quit the draining job I had at the time. An overreaction? Nope.
#TheMandalorian

Insomnia makes you tweet weird & random shit. #TheMandalorian

Shout out to everybody who tells people they’re hot but adds “lol” at the end and confuses them for life. #TheMandalorian

So Star Wars and Star Trek are basically the same thing, right? #TheMandalorian

Fuck you for even halfway thinking that was a serious tweet from me. Take your fucking L. #TheMandalorian

And now to close this thread I’ve had on shuffle with my closing remarks... #TheMandalorian