Bus driver drive pass mi 40 minutes ago and I've been standing at the bus stop since.

Now, 3 minutes before the next bus is supposed to arrive, I just realised that I left my jacket and the temperature already a guh down.

Who obeah mi?
Just realised I left my meds.
Just realised while I was gazing I fully forgot to get off at my connection.

Bredda.
Bus pulled up to the train station right as my train was pulling out.
Fully expecting mi pants bottom fi rip or some other fuckery at this point.
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