Happy (early) Halloween from @BillyPacman! You might not be able to beat my high scores... but you can buy my hot sauce.
...cheater?! What?!? That’s ridiculous! I would NEVER. Fuck you!!!
You... you know not of my accomplishments. I have a LEGACY. I will NOT be MOCKED for my entirely viable and RELEVANT VIDEO GAME SCORES
The dark one works through me, and through me he is nourished. Be proud you’ve been chosen...chosen to bath in my hot sauces and fed to the endless teeth. The pact cannot be broken... my scores WILL REMAIN.
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