This is for anyone who would like to roast me and make fun of me, please feel free to do so, here is a list of things about me

I lost $15,000 of my $35,000 at the time in two months. rip

I lost $8,000 dollars in one hour on August 24th, which is also my birthday. rip

My family gets government assistance, food stamps, medicare etc. egh

The most money I ever made was $30,000 and that was last year. Booo poor

I drive a 2009 beat up Mitsubishi and my mom drives a 1998 corolla that barely works in the winter lol. poorer

No college degree whatsoever. yay

I got a 17 on the ACT test. Dumb af

I wanted to play professional soccer since we moved to the US but the most I got to was a very mediocre community college team, and I quit 2 weeks before the playoffs. Wack I know

I use to cry at home or on the boss after every game we lose, which was 80% of them lol

I never had a legit first kiss

I am 23 and never had a girlfriend

Only had sex 5 times my whole life, 5 diff girls cuz I'm so bad no one wants me again lmao

One time this girl told me to stop fucking cuz she said she was dry lmao meaning i sucked so bad hahaahahh

I used to get bullied every day in elementary school but never once fought back, cried every day

I have 8 family members and we live in a 3 bedroom house with one bathroom, pretty much the best we can afford

My dad thinks I'm a loser cuz I didn't finish school

Hmm, what else??

Oh yeah, I'm insecure about my penis size...not even joking lol

I also get scared to get intimate with anyone cuz I get nervous and yeah Idk what to do

I can never get girls to respond to me when I slide in DM’s to save my life lol

I am like u said, a bad trader and only get my plays from other people that's very true

I try to act alpha and shit but I simp hard on Instagram and TikTok lmao

I got robbed at gunpoint by 3 highschoolers cuz my dumbass got in their sketch ass car haha

I was walking one time and got my ass beat by some middle schoolers haha shit still hurts

I spend most of my day in our unfinished stinky basement

My dad barely has $5,000 in his bank account and we would not be able to make it without government assistance

Never been to prom or homecoming, never get invited to parties

Ok, that is what I can think of, I probably have more stuff if I think of anything ill just add to the list, thank you, ladies and gents, who read this now u know more about me than what my own family and closest friends know. God bless.

Also if anyone has some dirt on me feel free to throw it in here, I will pin this thread so it is not hard for you guys to find it.