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Ok my app switched to night mode, no more information, just horny tweets about how to have proper & safe sex in the astral. Because you will learn that a condom is not just a physical thing you have to put on your spiritual condom first before anything.
Step 1 on how to put on your spiritual condom, trim you hair to a number 2 fade the side & keep the grass below 6inches or your dick will look small 
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Step 2, when she ask you do you shave say yes i manscape but never get the baldie, many people be getting crabs, pubic hair protects you believe it or not.
Step 3, tell her you donât have a condom & say your prayers because youâre going to seaworthy in a matter of 10 mins or less and if you last 20 minutes you are good to go for another round, but this will be more for her not you.
PSA: Before I go any further I must warn you that this astral sexcapade requires consent on both sides. If she say no, that means NO.
Step 4: call them out by name and they will answer you, if they donât or you canât hear them that means that there is no connection or soul tie so youâll be sad as a crusty sock https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ§Š" title="Socken" aria-label="Emoji: Socken">
Step 5: try not to spit in her mouth or anything because of COVID https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ§" title="Gesicht mit Monokel" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Monokel">
Step 6: wash your dick with antibacterial soap. Then pray that your stds donât flare up again.
Step 7: donât forget to clean your mind & set your Intentions, keep it pure, keep it fun.
No pineapples will not help you, because your dna will tell you what fruit works best for you. Fruit Gang lol
Step 8: take her out on a date. Pay for the meal & have her handle the tip. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ„Ž" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ§" title="Gesicht mit Monokel" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Monokel">
If you are still with me on this thread that means you know Iâm not bullshitting but itâs also to lighten the mood of everyone during this full moon in Aries, itâs when the sun & moon are the brightest you will ever see & many people die so keep safe.
It can be spring or fall, donât matter.
