braincells between hermit dynamics:
zit team: 1.5 braincells, 1 has been with tango for a few months helping him with decked out, the other half bounces between zed and impulse
mumbo nd iskall: 1 braincell. leaves one for the other at the worst times
1/

joe and cleo: also 1 braincell but it's clever this brain cell, it bounces between them quick enough to seem like they both have individual functioning brain cells
keralis and bdubs: 2 of the dumbest braincells to ever exist and should never be combined but they are
2/

scar and bdubs: .5 and they use their turns to compete
grian and ren: 2 braincells but they use them for shenanigans
scar and cub: 3 brain cells gifted by the vex, with cub most often
etho and tango: 0 braincells, how do they function
3/

nho: 3 braincells, one person is always without one, most often bdubs
beef and etho: 1.5, always interrupting each other
grian and mumbo: .5 no words just grian messing with mumbo
etho and grian: 2 brain cells, but grian's falls apart talking to etho
4/

doc and bdubs: 2 braincells, doc uses them both for evil intent against bdubs
ren and doc: 1 braincell, share it equally
doc and etho: a whopping 5 braincells, used for redstone only
grian, scar, and bdubs: the ultimate building braincell, shared equally
5/

boomers: .5 and its tango's and even sometimes it fails him
hep: prolly a total of 9 braincells, most often with xisuma nd cub
mycelium resistance: 7 braincells, used for deception and shenanigans
architechs: 2 braincells, used by mumbo and iskall for sahara redstone the most
6/

iskall and ren: 0 brain cells, its just laughter
iskall and stress: 1 brain cell, its for stress momster
xb and keralis: 3 braincells dedicated to being the cutest hermits ever
xisuma and keralis: 3 braincells, thats it
idea boys: 4 braincells, for overthrowing sahara only
7/

cleojoestressssss: like 3 braincells, somewhat functional
false and ren: 2 big ass brain cells dedicated to winning and having fun during mcc
hermit girls: 10 braincells, the most common sense of anyone on this server
all of HC: about 5 braincells total

feel free to add more :)