It is now October 31 in Japan, and people have already started posting their Jimi Halloween (understated/low key/plain Halloween) non-costumes. I’ll be RTing some over the next couple of days or so.

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween
The guy who looks like the Wanted poster that’s been up at the police box (koban) for years.

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/nakanishiryouta/status/1319813842587709440?s=21
The guy at a good sized barbecue who is willing to do ALL the barbecue things

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/nakanishiryouta/status/1319465115016519680?s=21
The first screen on Netflix (the one that asks which profile you want to use)

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/umi_babe/status/1319875933507993600?s=21
You dad in a family photo from the 1970s

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/nakanishiryouta/status/1321272397417181184?s=21
Forgot he was wearing a mask

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/icg10113/status/1321687674164375552?s=21
That last photo on an Amazon product listing

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/yaginome/status/1319280305786662917?s=21
Ooh, one more: a Zoom background error.

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/purin_hayasaka/status/1322169401844531202?s=21
More later
Here we go with another round of #DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween

The PE teacher who usually just wears track suits but dresses up in a suit for graduation https://twitter.com/nakanishiryouta/status/1322385479854030849?s=21
Head wind

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/sunny4050/status/1322391580792123392?s=21
More pics of Head Wind Guy

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/ota_sho_34/status/1322411733328162817?s=21
The Tama, Tokyo regional office worker whose disguise breaks down as soon as she gets back home (ref: Pompoko)

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/banmof/status/1322333371419168769?s=21
The woman who turned down a bag when checking out thinking she could get her purchases in her bag but couldn’t

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/iwanttobejinrui/status/1319270993685213185?s=21
That mysterious guy who is always hanging out at a second hand store and you never know if he’s a store person or just a customer

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/nakanishiryouta/status/1321069187142356992?s=21
That Survey Guy waiting to pounce on you near the Universal Studios entrance

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/nakanishiryouta/status/1321644569096671233?s=21
Made sure to look sharp and business-like for an online meeting... top half only (be sure to click on photo)

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/skrimk0218/status/1322381134949355521?s=21
Was eating after taking a bath, and somehow got teleported to Harajuku

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/matsu_kusarine/status/1322461417761431555?s=21
The interviewer whose choice of pen colors is unusually particular.
(This one probably has the most likes so far. I am not sure I quite get it, but presented here for the record.)
#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/fumi23_3/status/1319205709683200000?s=21
Not using the folds on his mask properly

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/izayoi_0512/status/1322482371346587649?s=21
Rushed into a cafe only to find it has no outlets for charging her phone and is now quietly despairing
#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/1_design/status/1322384961081520129?s=21
The zoo attendant who can’t keep the baby pandas from clinging to her
(This actually has way more likes so far than the red pen guy)
#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/chica_1107/status/1322368574380335104?s=21
Accidentally came from a parallel universe

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/perm_fatal_err/status/1322010627770970114?s=21
The mom who ran a load of laundry and there was a tissue somewhere

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/dosanko_madam/status/1322132487435218944?s=21
Rendering error

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/inuro/status/1321986334454546432?s=21
Back with moar later
So here we go. One more round.
#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween

Arare-chan from Dr. Slump, approaching 50. https://twitter.com/betsuyaku/status/1321711948996571138?s=21
Car

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/andomasanori/status/1320712015329964033?s=21
Another Zoom background error

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/oka6/status/1321978205289394182?s=21
The guy getting a photo taken of him at a stylish Starbucks for his dating app profile

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/dsk0921/status/1322612313497636867?s=21
Opened a cafe unbelievably deep in the mountains

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/tokuyamakeiji/status/1319413914614992896?s=21
The mother (in a movie or TV drama) that’s guaranteed to die

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/kome_pan_men_/status/1322424607140315136?s=21
The appraiser who looks like he’s going to give you a good price for your watch

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/ika_po/status/1322192801430343681?s=21
A guy in a train who shifts his earphones to listen in on an argument going on

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/ysskywalker/status/1322353585212985346?s=21
Tokyo Governor Koike saying “Please avoid the 3 Cs”

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/higuchimidoriko/status/1320682125486481409?s=21
The guy picked for a baseball team just to make up the numbers

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/nakanishiryouta/status/1319254672507506688?s=21
Totally ready to get on the overnight bus

#DPZ #地味ハロウィン #jimihalloween https://twitter.com/nakanishiryouta/status/1322212680338321409?s=21
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