Thread by @schneiderleonid, THREAD on what you must stock up to SURVIVE #COVID19. All peer [...]

THREAD on what you must stock up to SURVIVE #COVID19. All peer reviewed.
1. #Hydroxychloroquine (if unavailable in pharmacy, rob a Lupus patient, or use aquarium cleaner as #chloroquine derivate) http://forbetterscience.com/2020/03/26/chloroquine-genius-didier-raoult-to-save-the-world-from-covid-19/">https://forbetterscience.com/2020/03/2...

Chloroquine genius Didier Raoult to save the world from COVID-19

As COVID19 pandemic rages on, French microbiologist Didier Raoult offers a cure. President Trump is convinced, but is Raoult’s research reliable, here and in general?

http://forbetterscience.com/2020/03/26/chloroquine-genius-didier-raoult-to-save-the-world-from-covid-19/

2. #Azithromycin , which goes well with #HCQw0rks and also works as senolytics. https://forbetterscience.com/2020/05/14/never-ageing-anti-aging-to-cure-covid-19/">https://forbetterscience.com/2020/05/1...

Never-ageing Anti-aging to cure COVID-19

Scientists David Sinclair and Michael Lisanti have an ingenious solution to COVID-19: anti-aging drugs. If a disease kills old people, stop being old!

https://forbetterscience.com/2020/05/14/never-ageing-anti-aging-to-cure-covid-19/

3. #Zinc. If you run out of zinc tablets, lick a bicycle wheel. http://forbetterscience.com/2020/10/29/zelenko-and-raoult-fall-in-each-others-arms/">https://forbetterscience.com/2020/10/2...

Zelenko and Raoult fall in each other’s arms

The marriage of love between Didier Raoult and Vovka Zelenko is now official. It was ordained by the International Society for Microbial Chemotherapy. No COVID-19 restrictions apply, and there̵…

http://forbetterscience.com/2020/10/29/zelenko-and-raoult-fall-in-each-others-arms/

4. #Artemisia extracts. Buy your teas & coffees from @artemilife, these are certified by @fu_berlin & @maxplanckpress. Don& #39;t trust competitor brands. http://forbetterscience.com/2020/07/02/buy-professor-seebergers-artemi-tea-to-survive-covid-19/">https://forbetterscience.com/2020/07/0...

Buy Professor Seeberger’s Artemi-Tea to survive COVID-19!

Science communication by press release. No paper is published, no data available, but a Max Planck Institute director is eager to announce a possible cure for COVID-19: artemisia extracts, by his o…

http://forbetterscience.com/2020/07/02/buy-professor-seebergers-artemi-tea-to-survive-covid-19/

5. Clofoctol. Unfortunately, world& #39;s second-richest man now probably bought the entire stock of these suppositories and stuck it up his arse. But @PasteurLille might have strategic reserve, try exchanging those for sex. http://forbetterscience.com/2020/10/06/the-secret-covid-19-cure-of-pasteur-lille/">https://forbetterscience.com/2020/10/0...

The secret COVID-19 cure of Pasteur Lille

There is a miracle drug for COVID-19, but it is secret. Enterprising researchers at Institute Pasteur in Lille ask for €5 million.

http://forbetterscience.com/2020/10/06/the-secret-covid-19-cure-of-pasteur-lille/

6. #VitaminD should go without saying. Lack of VitD killed more Black and LatinX people already than centuries of racism (in fact, their VitD deficiency probably also caused slavery and colonialism).
@VitaminD_holick will sell you all you need. http://forbetterscience.com/2020/09/28/we-reached-the-stage-where-vitamin-d-is-the-cure-for-covid-19/">https://forbetterscience.com/2020/09/2...

We arrived at Vitamin D as COVID-19 cure

It was only logical that COVID-19 will be cured with vitamin supplements. Peer-reviewed science is now catching up with the bustling Vitamin D market.

http://forbetterscience.com/2020/09/28/we-reached-the-stage-where-vitamin-d-is-the-cure-for-covid-19/

7. #Cheese. It& #39;s a natural source of #VitaminK, particularly COVID-19 efficient types are Gouda, Edamer, Maasdamer, Leerdamer and Old Amsterdam. http://forbetterscience.com/2020/06/08/cheese-against-covid-19/">https://forbetterscience.com/2020/06/0...

Cheese against COVID-19

Dutch scientists, including two Vitamin K fraudsters, claim this blood clotting factor is the cure for COVID-19. The lead author and The Guardian advise everyone to eat cheese.

http://forbetterscience.com/2020/06/08/cheese-against-covid-19/

8. Cigarettes. Listen to real doctors, not to those on the payroll of Big Health Insurance. In France, COVID-19 kills mostly old people in care homes. Guess why? THEY DON& #39;T SMOKE! https://forbetterscience.com/2020/04/29/lamoura-pour-la-cigarette-changeux-tout-covid-19/">https://forbetterscience.com/2020/04/2...

l’Amoura pour la cigarette Changeux tout COVID-19

Have you been hoarding COVID-19 survival necessities? Soap, disinfectant, toilet paper? Stockpile cigarettes, as many as you can get, if you want to survive the coronavirus. Science has Spoken.

https://forbetterscience.com/2020/04/29/lamoura-pour-la-cigarette-changeux-tout-covid-19/

UV light rods to insert rectally and orally, in alteration. As advised by President Trump. If you can& #39;t get such a rod, proceed to your local tanning salon and expose orifices, 2 hours for each. https://forbetterscience.com/2020/04/27/supposing-you-brought-the-light-inside-the-body/">https://forbetterscience.com/2020/04/2...

“Supposing you brought the light inside the body”

Another instalment of grifting quackery in COVID-19 pandemic. Cedars-Sinai scientists and their biotech partners Aytu Biosciences want to light you up from inside, just as President Trump suggested…

https://forbetterscience.com/2020/04/27/supposing-you-brought-the-light-inside-the-body/

10. Demon Sperm. I am stocking up, and you? https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-immanuel-trumps-new-covid-doctor-believes-in-alien-dna-demon-sperm-and-hydroxychloroquine">https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-im...

Trump’s New COVID Doctor Says Sex With Demons Makes You Sick

The president is pushing the coronavirus theories of a Houston doctor who also says sexual visitations by demons and alien DNA are at the root of Americans’ common health concerns.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-immanuel-trumps-new-covid-doctor-believes-in-alien-dna-demon-sperm-and-hydroxychloroquine

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