ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS READY FOR THE GREATEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME OF ALL TIME

I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE BEMOANING THAT WE CAN'T GO OUTSIDE AND DO HALLOWEEN SHIT THIS YEAR, BUT THEY DON'T SEE THE OPPORTUNITY THAT'S IN FRONT OF US. THE POWER WE FUCKING HOLD IN OUR HANDS

WE DEFINE REALITY. WE DEFINE REALITY. WE DEFINE REALITY. MAGIC IS FUCKING REAL AND IT IS IN THE PALM OF OUR HANDS. WE DETERMINE WHAT IS REAL OR NOT. WE HOLD THE MAGIC. THERE IS NO REALITY BUT ONLINE. WE CAN DO THINGS THAT ARE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE PHYSICS ARE IRRELEVANT

I AM A DYING STAR EXPLODING FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT, SHINING BACKWARDS THROUGH TIME TO THE POINT OF MY INCEPTION. I POST MORE DANGEROUSLY THAN EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. I CAN SEE THE FUTURE AND I HAVE USED IT TO BRING YOU THE PERFECT HALLOWEEN COSTUME

TIME IS FAKE. FREE WILL IS FAKE. REALITY IS FAKE. THERE IS NO REALITY OTHER THAN WHAT WE DETERMINE. WE DETERMINE THE COURSE OF DESTINY. BUT FIRST, THE COURSE OF DESTINY DETERMINES US. WE HAVE BEEN SET UPON THIS PATH FOR COUNTLESS MILLENNIA AND I AM HERE TO BREAK US FREE

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, THE GREATEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME OF ALL TIME:

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