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Right guys. @WatchDogs_UK #WatchDogsLegion is out this week, and as you can see from this map, that's some prime National Museum territory we're exploring in a vaguely-dystopian near future.
My reviews of their current exhibitions...
My reviews of their current exhibitions...
First up is the @NationalGallery, showing "Traditional Oil Masters". Looking generically run-down, advertising some well-dodgy drone tech.
I mean - been done to death, but considered appropriate by the right-wing paramilitary overlords of the game, Albion.
Three stars.
I mean - been done to death, but considered appropriate by the right-wing paramilitary overlords of the game, Albion.
Three stars.
Also, unsure what's happening here on the Fourth Plinth. A crown of blood?
It's no Alison Lapper Pregnant, is it.
Two stars.
It's no Alison Lapper Pregnant, is it.
Two stars.
Next, the @britishmuseum, quite possibly hosting an exhibition they have already hosted. Now with giant Anubis holograms (presumably from Kanye's holodealer).
Worth noting the British Museum is an enemy stronghold and we had to fight our way in. Classic half term.
Two stars.
Worth noting the British Museum is an enemy stronghold and we had to fight our way in. Classic half term.
Two stars.
Also, don't think @sciencemuseum doesn't see you stealing our old font there, BM. #WhoWoreItBest
As an aside, the map-savvy among you will have noticed the South Kensington museums did not make the cut, and have presumably been levelled for not toeing the Albion line.
As an aside, the map-savvy among you will have noticed the South Kensington museums did not make the cut, and have presumably been levelled for not toeing the Albion line.
Moving on to the @britishlibrary, yikes. No exhibition except that of antigovernmental protest - BL has become host to rebel protestors. Don't mind it.
To be fair though - there's no queue to get into the reading rooms.
...Three stars.
To be fair though - there's no queue to get into the reading rooms.
...Three stars.
Moving on to the river, and our first entry for @I_W_M - the HMS Belfast is sitting pretty in the Thames, and you can ride your ridiculous drone over it, but showing no signs of new content yet. Very disappointing.
One star.
One star.
Downriver, another Albion-pandering exhibition at a gallery, with @Tate Modern hosting Regal Pop: Royalty in Pop Art. Also very keen to remind us that Albion is keeping us safe, but in a way which makes me feel very unsafe indeed.
Its new, I'll give them that.
Four stars.
Its new, I'll give them that.
Four stars.
Somerset House isn't hosting some crazy light installation. It's actually Project Daybreak, the heart of the Albion propaganda machine.
It makes a nice change to the annual ice rink, and as we only had to kill two guards to get in, easier to get a ticket for.
Four stars.
It makes a nice change to the annual ice rink, and as we only had to kill two guards to get in, easier to get a ticket for.
Four stars.
And then the second, strongest @I_W_M entry - the Lambeth site has gone all out to establish itself as the museum of the regime. It's new, it's punchy, it's probably mandatory: ALBION EXHIBITION: OUR DUTY, YOUR FREEDOM.
Fair play, they've definitely picked a side.
Five stars.
Fair play, they've definitely picked a side.
Five stars.
