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In honour of spooky season, a thread of stories about vampires in unconventional settings:
A vampire who joined the Nazi party because he liked the uniforms, but now he's realised they're actually evil and wants out before Mengele makes him do more experiments.
Title: Nazferatu
Title: Nazferatu
A vampire in New York takes a shine to battle rapping, rising through the street rap scene to take on the world.
Title: NASferatu
Title: NASferatu
A vampire mechanic who mods sports cars becomes friends with Vin Diesil and ends up working on every single Fast movie for the next 500 years.
Title: NOSferatu
Title: NOSferatu
A vampire retires to the coast, where she opens a small tourist store selling maritime mementos and trinkets.
Title: Knotsferatu
Title: Knotsferatu
A vampire who was always afraid to fly finally gets on a plane, only to crash on an island in an Alanis Morissette level of dramatic irony. After feasting on the other survivors they find themselves stranded, unable to cross the water to flee.
Title: Lostferatu
Title: Lostferatu
After centuries of pursuing every possible hobby and interest available to them, this vampire has found that their purest pleasure comes from clinging to the underside of rocks and sleeping for months on end.
Title: Mossferatu
Title: Mossferatu
A vampire who has spent centuries in obscurity is recruited to be a model, using their pale, skinny, bloodless look to ride the post-supermodel wave and give rise to the Heroin Chic trend of the 90s.
Title: Mossferatu (I used this title twice and it works both times, & what?)
Title: Mossferatu (I used this title twice and it works both times, & what?)
A bored vampire sets himself up as a painter/decorator in a quaint English village.
Title: Glossferatu
Title: Glossferatu
A vampire moves to the deep south, where he sets up a stud ranch and invests liberally in sunscreen.
Title: Hossferatu
Title: Hossferatu
A vampire opens a vegan diner specialising in unique and unusual salads.
Title: Tossferatu
Title: Tossferatu
A vampire who has amassed centuries of tat realises that all this rubbish is now "antique" and opens an auction house to sell it all off.
Title: Lotsferatu
Title: Lotsferatu
