Things I& #39;ve dressed up my dog as.

You& #39;re welcome.
Wonder Woman
Intelligentsia
Tortilla face
Hipster
My literary agent.
Too fly for you
Batdog
This
And last but not least. A Target employee. She& #39;s wearing khakis permanently so it& #39;s kind of perfect.
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