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Top 10 most Alpha Animals thread.
Number 10: Toucans
While not as aggressive or testosterone filled as the other animals on this list. Toucans legitimately fuck, these motherfuckers be so handsome and you can feel the confidence by simply looking at them.
While not as aggressive or testosterone filled as the other animals on this list. Toucans legitimately fuck, these motherfuckers be so handsome and you can feel the confidence by simply looking at them.
Number 9: Wolves
Pretty sick animal, we all know why they are here. The problem is that they have become pretty cringe so they cannot be higher sadly.
Pretty sick animal, we all know why they are here. The problem is that they have become pretty cringe so they cannot be higher sadly.
Number 8: Elephants
These motherfuckers are huge. No one fucks with them because they literally do not give a fuck. They also find the most dangerous animals (humans) cute.
These motherfuckers are huge. No one fucks with them because they literally do not give a fuck. They also find the most dangerous animals (humans) cute.
Number 7: Sharks
These guys are beyond fucking dangerous.
These guys are beyond fucking dangerous.
Number 6: Tigers
Natures perfect killing machine. These sons of bitches are like nature’s fucking terminator.
Natures perfect killing machine. These sons of bitches are like nature’s fucking terminator.
Number 5: Bears
The pure size of power of these animals alone is crazy, if this was solely the polar bear it would probably be top 3.
The pure size of power of these animals alone is crazy, if this was solely the polar bear it would probably be top 3.
Number 4: Bulls
When you think of the word testosterone, you think if bulls. These guys get so fucking big and jacked it’s insane. They are legitimately pure testosterone.
When you think of the word testosterone, you think if bulls. These guys get so fucking big and jacked it’s insane. They are legitimately pure testosterone.
Number 3: Crocodiles
An aggressive killing machine, built to not give a fuck and survive extinction. The near perfect animal.
An aggressive killing machine, built to not give a fuck and survive extinction. The near perfect animal.
Number 2: Gorillas
Huge and powerful. Gorillas do not give a fuck and the only reason anyone would survive and encounter with a gorilla is because they don’t attacks things they see as weaker. Women have always told me I have a gorilla cock, as well.
Huge and powerful. Gorillas do not give a fuck and the only reason anyone would survive and encounter with a gorilla is because they don’t attacks things they see as weaker. Women have always told me I have a gorilla cock, as well.
Number 1: Orangutans
A very wise and knowledgeable animal. I would trust them with my life and my darkest secrets, they aren’t alpha in the killing or fucking sense. They are alpha in the confidence and knowledge sense.
A very wise and knowledgeable animal. I would trust them with my life and my darkest secrets, they aren’t alpha in the killing or fucking sense. They are alpha in the confidence and knowledge sense.
