This is how women want you to turn up for coque appointments, Air Force 1s and parka jacket to complete the look. https://twitter.com/tanaisbananas/status/1321923575234859015

Picture it, you order an Uber and just like that you’re creeping out your yard like the little slag you are, you text her ‘I’m outside’ and there you are in your little sket top, freezing your balls off waiting for her to open the door and let you in.

She finally sees your text and opens the door and there you are, in the middle of the back garden in trainers and top, you enter her house and fling off the trainers and she whispers ‘lift up the blouse’ like the bad b you are.