#NoFreeLunch

My friend, having chills and shivers since four days, went to a hospital
and the doctorhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨‍⚕️" title="Man health worker" aria-label="Emoji: Man health worker"> asked for a urine test.

He asked the nursehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻‍🍳" title="Woman cook (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cook (heller Hautton)"> where he could find a bottle to give the urine sample
and she said he would find it on a shelf outside the toilet.

He searched all over the place but found no bottles.

Finally, thanks to COVID19 pandemic, he found an empty sanitizer bottle and decided that it would serve the purpose.

He filled the sample and took it to the cash counter to get a receipt.

That& #39;s when he realised he had forgotten his mobile in the toilet.

Leaving the bottle on the counter, he went to fetch the phone.

Upon his return, he was shocked to find people liberally spraying his urine from the bottle on their hands and rubbing vigorously.

Some were smelling their hands & commenting that it had a different aroma and some felt, it appeared to be duplicate.

He felt, it was too late to correct them and the bottle was nearly empty in any case.

So don& #39;t use anything just because it is free!!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😷" title="Gesicht mit Mundschutz" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Mundschutz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😷" title="Gesicht mit Mundschutz" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Mundschutz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😷" title="Gesicht mit Mundschutz" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Mundschutz">