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I did something absolutely disgusting yesterday and I wanna tweet about it so bad 
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Okay so yesterday was one of the first free days iāve had in a while so I was tryna treat myself. it was also the day after finishing my period so I was feeling detrimentally horny
now, iāve been abstinent since before covid so u know ur girl is STRUGGLING out here. so i make my little fap nook and get comfy. i start watching some videos and itās nice & fun & everything but itās just not doing it for me...
again, it had been days since i touched myself so i was really truly detrimentally, hump something (or anything), type of horny. so i start looking for something to um... insert. lmfao
one of my twitter mutuals has told me how she uses the ends of makeup brushes. i look for a good shape but nope- nothing looks big enough. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht"> i begin to get a little desperate. i start blaming myself for not buying a dildo sooner... start blaming my ex for making me throw my last
away..... then i realize: the fridge.
people use cucumbers and bananas right?? now iāve never tried this before but iāve heard of ppl doing it so i look & i find the perfect cucumber. the perfect shaft that builds up to the perfect girth https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š„°" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> i start skipping to my room excited asf. problem solved right?
so since it was my first time using a fruit/vegetable iām like i gotta put a condom on it right? (do ppl do that? idek) anyway, while iām sliding the condom on, i realize this is one of MY cucumbers. that i grow. in my garden. iām like okay organic! cool!
I didnāt even think about how demented it was that i was basically fucking my own cucumber child. That I had planted as a seed. Watered every day for 70 days. Had cared for as if it was my own seedling...
No I didnāt think about any of that until I was literally about to finish. Right at the brink of climax, the thought creeped into my mind. But at the time it felt powerful. Like I rlly did that. I basically grew a phallus from scratch and fucked it. What couldnāt I do?
at that moment in time I had transcended every worldly limitation imposed upon women since the beginning of time. I was limitless
So with this powerful thought in mind. I finish and boyyyyyyeeee do I finish. I was laying in my lil fap nook after like
Just ashamed. Of the video I had watched. Of myself for the trauma i just inflicted upon my own cucumber child. I felt horrible. I felt absolutely disgusting. So I clean up and go throw the condom away. As Iām about to throw away the cucumber...
I think of all the aspirations my cucumber probably had. It thought it was going to be eaten. Not used & abused like that. I start thinking the only way to make it up to the cucumber is to eat it.
And that is the story of how I fucked my own cucumber child and then ate it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
so today, iāve been trying to find my people. no luck thus far but if youād like to start an all female vegetable growing/fucking community dm me
