“pffft, i have hair in my mouth”

i believe in julien solomita supremacy

“what do we think? did you guys like this? was this fun? was this cute?”

“happy horror”

“‘cause why not make some grey cream cheese?”

“that sounds like a really disgusting thing to do with my time. sure, sign me up!”

“black cream cheese or not, i could take cream cheese to the face with a spoon. that’s how much i like cream cheese”

“this is evil water”

“because idk, why else would you make bat wings if you can’t deep fry them?”

“one thing that i’m also gonna use for this next step is an exacto knife because doesn’t everyone use these for their recipes?”

*headband falls off*

“shit”

*puts headband back on*

“i love halloween”

“this is the worst thing i’ve ever made. happy halloween. this is fun”

“it actually looks like burnt garbage. melted garbage. melted plastic garbage”

“if you’re a fan of chicken wings, you’re gonna hate these. and if you don’t like chicken wings, you’ll probably hate these, too”

“definitely do this in someone else’s kitchen so you don’t have to clean up the mess and then just run out”

“so, take your beautiful deep fried bat wings and fly away little birdie. fly away. happy halloween”