Michael Bay: what beloved franchise should I ruin next?

Snyder: dude, ruining franchises is my turf now. Try something else.

Bay: what about making the worst possible film I could make right now? Like, the absolute most tone deaf, fear mongering, tasteless thing?

Rian Johnston: you could take a great film and write a second episode so bad that it derail its it to a flaming wreckage third film?

Bay: hmmm, I could make Bumblebee 2 and walk back everything good about it.

Snyder: Bumblebee destroys a whole city 911 style and murders folk!

Bay: you... you need therapy Snyder, but I like it... I need to go lower though. Much lower.

Rian: Bubblebee has green tiddy milk?

Snyder: his mother Martha has green tiddy milk!

Bay: lower

Snyder: covid tiddy milk!

Rian (sobbing) That's beautiful.

Bay: WAIT.... I HAVE AN IDEA