It's 2022. Tinder/sex is out everybody masturbates and provides masturbatory materials in elaborate ways, instead the population turns to seeking extreme intimacy. Which is rare/difficult under surveillance state where propaganda replaced public life.
by December you find yourself scheduling via Amazon Postal Service an illicit meetup with someone from the internet, arriving on foot you must first enter the Stranger Purifier™ then turn off your phone and put it in the car trunk underground garage run upstairs to meet your
internet stranger aka MiCrobiome Alien or McAlien in the shower ,ur both just standing there cautiously testing it some sure contact and close standing , in masks regardless of being Purified cause people now feel too vulnerable showing their jaw/nose, no labels anywhere on
either ur clothes. u pass a coded note admitting ur true political beliefs and criticisms of media to this Alien so u don't get flagged by BigMcMed which does usually a good job of detecting when u might need medical perscription/media intervention. Fear is exciting for once. #Ad
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