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A Marine colonel on his way home from the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought, Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving.
He noticed a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"
The officer replied, "The President is just so depressed about the thought of moving out of the White House and back to Mar-A-Lago he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway. Now he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire."
The colonel raised his eyebrows as the cop continued,
"He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay off those billions in loans. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really? How much have you collected?"asked the colonel.
"He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay off those billions in loans. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really? How much have you collected?"asked the colonel.
"So far?" asked the cop. "About three hundred gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
