Its late night 667. You& #39;re never alone when you& #39;re scrolling on your phone. Up for some more Sex with Stalin?
Content Warning: This game is pretty graphic. I have no idea why I& #39;m playing it other than to lessen my suffering. Or share it. I& #39;m not entirely sure.
There& #39;s also a lot of communist propaganda. So if either of those things sound terrible. You already knew I was a terrible person, why are you still here?
final warning: block, unfollow, mute this thread, do what you need to do.

Okay, so we already got one bad end: Mecha Stalin. I& #39;m gonna dive right back in to this shitshow.
*concern*
wait. I& #39;m a time traveler. by that very nature I& #39;m quite sure history has already been altered quite a bit. But why not fuck with it further.
ah, so we& #39;re going for the.... magic victory?
Stalin plays XCOM. The enemy isn& #39;t dead until the mission complete sign pops up.
In honor of halloween, I asked if Stalin believes in ghosts.
I find the mention of dragons interesting because there is a lot of Ukrainian symbolism referring to Russia as the dragon.
You know. I& #39;m starting to think at this point that the title screen and game title are a diversion and that the game probably won& #39;t make me bleach my eyes. It& #39;s much more tame than I thought it& #39;d be.
I mean. either its that or @oscaron has already conditioned me.
some of this shit is way out there. one of the stories claims that a german suicide bomber stole a plane, drove it into an assembly where stalin was, crashed the plane, and the dead, possessed body got up and kept trying to attack him. Good times.
IOSEF STALIN: DEMON HUNTER™
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS ILLIDAN.
IOSEF STALIN: King Piccolo™
okay another bad end. He literally shit a bug into the protag& #39;s mouth and it burst out of his chest, Aliens Style.

HAHA WHAT THE FUCK.
alright. That& #39;s enough of this shit for tonight.
I was all like "eh. this game isn& #39;t that bad" then shitting bugs into the player& #39;s mouth and stabbing a chest burster happens.
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