Its late night 667. You& #39;re never alone when you& #39;re scrolling on your phone. Up for some more Sex with Stalin?
Content Warning: This game is pretty graphic. I have no idea why I& #39;m playing it other than to lessen my suffering. Or share it. I& #39;m not entirely sure.
There& #39;s also a lot of communist propaganda. So if either of those things sound terrible. You already knew I was a terrible person, why are you still here?
final warning: block, unfollow, mute this thread, do what you need to do.
Okay, so we already got one bad end: Mecha Stalin. I& #39;m gonna dive right back in to this shitshow.
Okay, so we already got one bad end: Mecha Stalin. I& #39;m gonna dive right back in to this shitshow.
wait. I& #39;m a time traveler. by that very nature I& #39;m quite sure history has already been altered quite a bit. But why not fuck with it further.
ah, so we& #39;re going for the.... magic victory?
Stalin plays XCOM. The enemy isn& #39;t dead until the mission complete sign pops up.
I find the mention of dragons interesting because there is a lot of Ukrainian symbolism referring to Russia as the dragon.
You know. I& #39;m starting to think at this point that the title screen and game title are a diversion and that the game probably won& #39;t make me bleach my eyes. It& #39;s much more tame than I thought it& #39;d be.
I mean. either its that or @oscaron has already conditioned me.
some of this shit is way out there. one of the stories claims that a german suicide bomber stole a plane, drove it into an assembly where stalin was, crashed the plane, and the dead, possessed body got up and kept trying to attack him. Good times.
okay another bad end. He literally shit a bug into the protag& #39;s mouth and it burst out of his chest, Aliens Style.
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK.
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK.
alright. That& #39;s enough of this shit for tonight.