alright so boom i was otp arguing & forgot to let up the garage & drove right into it
it was storming bad so i tried to lie knowing damn well i don’t know how to
& i would’ve got away with it if wasn’t for me trying be a facebook comedian
y’all wdf imma do i left her ass on read
y’all update i finally answer the phone
y’all she really packed my shit
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