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you ever grab a USB drive so you can install XP off it to be able to copy VHS programs onto a video editing tool and when you plug in the drive you don't recognize the files on the drive and it turns out to be lesbian porn off a laserdisc?
happens to me all the time
happens to me all the time
FAREWELL, LESBIAN PORN! IT'S TIME FOR WINDOWS XP
the video is this one. on laserdisc. https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1303508419727380480
dang it. it keeps rebooting when I try to boot off the lesbian porn.
it's probably a homophobic bios or something
it's probably a homophobic bios or something
oh, look, FreeDOS boots just fine, but lesbian XP is no go?
YEP, HOMOPHOBIC BIOS
YEP, HOMOPHOBIC BIOS
this thread over here is why I had the lesbian porn on the USB drive. I was copying it off the laserdisc to put on twitter: https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1319118083995254784
trying a different XP ISO to see if this one works better.
I better not have to pull out a real CD-ROM drive, like some kind of caveman
I better not have to pull out a real CD-ROM drive, like some kind of caveman
nope, just bootloops.
why does this machine hate my XP
why does this machine hate my XP
sigh
clearly after starting a thread with lesbian porn, it moves swiftly to booting up a windows 98 VM and formatting a virtual boot floppy disk
bah, I'm giving up for now. this machine is too homophobic to get windows XP working on it.
I'm gonna have to set up some other way to stream videos off the internet archive onto VHS tapes
I'm gonna have to set up some other way to stream videos off the internet archive onto VHS tapes
I had the brilliant idea of bypassing all this overcomplexity by just burning the internet archive video onto a DVD-R and playing it off a DVD player
but then I remembered I don't have a DVD player here
but then I remembered I don't have a DVD player here
laserdiscs? sure.
VHS? sure.
DVD? what do you think this is, the future? we can't play that shit here
VHS? sure.
DVD? what do you think this is, the future? we can't play that shit here
maybe I have an HDMI-to-RCA adapter around here somewhere
wait, raspis can do RCA out! you just need that stupid adapter cable. maybe I'll do that.
