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you ever grab a USB drive so you can install XP off it to be able to copy VHS programs onto a video editing tool and when you plug in the drive you don& #39;t recognize the files on the drive and it turns out to be lesbian porn off a laserdisc?
happens to me all the time
happens to me all the time
FAREWELL, LESBIAN PORN! IT& #39;S TIME FOR WINDOWS XP
the video is this one. on laserdisc. https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1303508419727380480">https://twitter.com/Foone/sta...
dang it. it keeps rebooting when I try to boot off the lesbian porn.
it& #39;s probably a homophobic bios or something
it& #39;s probably a homophobic bios or something
oh, look, FreeDOS boots just fine, but lesbian XP is no go?
YEP, HOMOPHOBIC BIOS
YEP, HOMOPHOBIC BIOS
this thread over here is why I had the lesbian porn on the USB drive. I was copying it off the laserdisc to put on twitter: https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1319118083995254784">https://twitter.com/Foone/sta...
trying a different XP ISO to see if this one works better.
I better not have to pull out a real CD-ROM drive, like some kind of caveman
I better not have to pull out a real CD-ROM drive, like some kind of caveman
nope, just bootloops.
why does this machine hate my XP
why does this machine hate my XP
sigh
clearly after starting a thread with lesbian porn, it moves swiftly to booting up a windows 98 VM and formatting a virtual boot floppy disk
bah, I& #39;m giving up for now. this machine is too homophobic to get windows XP working on it.
I& #39;m gonna have to set up some other way to stream videos off the internet archive onto VHS tapes
I& #39;m gonna have to set up some other way to stream videos off the internet archive onto VHS tapes
I had the brilliant idea of bypassing all this overcomplexity by just burning the internet archive video onto a DVD-R and playing it off a DVD player
but then I remembered I don& #39;t have a DVD player here
but then I remembered I don& #39;t have a DVD player here
laserdiscs? sure.
VHS? sure.
DVD? what do you think this is, the future? we can& #39;t play that shit here
VHS? sure.
DVD? what do you think this is, the future? we can& #39;t play that shit here
maybe I have an HDMI-to-RCA adapter around here somewhere
wait, raspis can do RCA out! you just need that stupid adapter cable. maybe I& #39;ll do that.
