just realized people posting to twitter outside the united states can be prosecuted for their inconsequential shitposts

what is that like non americans?
wheeeeeee https://twitter.com/JTasioulas/status/1321409453489606660?s=19
apparently insulting government officials (including royalty) is illegal in the Netherlands

attn @koninklijkhuis I disrespect your bloodline and deny your claims
attn @ScottMorrisonMP i am behind lockdown protests in your Benighted country and may send them material support (beer money) https://twitter.com/drivenbyart/status/1321983737400336392?s=19
also @ScottMorrisonMP you are absolutely a fucking muppet

you are a muppet who fucks like your trying out for Team America https://twitter.com/BluColarBluMage/status/1322153793388240899?s=19
a cop from the shire of Humber
liked to go to the woods to get lumber
a friendly young hunk
put a cord in his trunk
and then fucked him until he was numb-er

@Humberbeat https://twitter.com/Dumaurier10/status/1322147063103180800?s=19
You can follow @eigenrobot.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: